Hannah Shucksmith

Best film I've seen this year has to have been Transporter 3. When me and Danny got to the cinema they were sold out so we waited a good 2 and a half hour for the next showing, needless to say it was worth it.

It was on an excess skin removal website, not really sure, either way it looks like something Hannibalector (sp?) would have done...

About 2200g I think...

Geo's on the T-UK website, so clicky here!

I'd much rather have the tattoo than this:

Looks lush! My dad was a major piercing and tattooing fanatic, I was always amazed at the amount of definition created by ink... Looks sweet though, can't wait to see the finished image.

How the hell does this man still have a face?

You love me really MT.

Dug herself a hole then, if she had an STI, the other lads she screwed now have? If her aim was to make YOU sound like I knob, I don't think she will have got very far...

I do try Sam, I do try.

Shut up Smoby, only just now was I looking through a topic where you were correcting someone's spelling. To be fair, 'siyross' is only helping them get validated, with crap spelling and punctuation they'll never get validated. On topic, please please please don't spray it, pythons look gorgeous as they are.

Mr J, normally, I'd say "never tell a girl to do one", but bloody hell, fire! Seriously, she really doesn't sound like a nice lass, she's telling you she's deeply in love with because she wants to win you back / make you feel really guilty that you've no longer got the girl who's "deeply in love with you". Also, she's telling you about these sexual encounters to make you feel jealous, which if I'm correct, it hasn't done? (See! It doesn't work for us either, if you lads tell a girl about someone else you shagged, she won't feel jealous!) She called that girl a "slag" because she's the one who's jealous (you split up with her, and so she can't seem to bare you even speaking to another girl). In polite words, just tell her that you're not with her anymore and that she really does need to accept it, because even is she doesn't you're still going to have a life of your own and if she follows you around like a lost sheep you'll pay no attention, and that you really couldn't care who she has and who she hasn't slept with yet. Bluntly tell her that she's nothing in your life anymore, and so anything she does or says means nothing to you. So on and so forth...

Alright for an iPhone swap! Looks lush, I'm just getting really bored of seeing black and white bikes recently, needs colour! Some shazam!

Please don't leave it as it is. Black rims for the win! And those grips, not a fan of those either... Frame colour = (L)

It's Fat Pants I feel bad for...

Oh yeah! Much better! I'm still winning.

Nazi's seem to be on my side, since I am, after all still top of the voting poll. Note: I nearly wet myself at the sight of my face on a Nazi propaganda poster, but you did forget to draw a mustache.

Nazism's where it's at.

I'm taking this in my stride, Sam Doman, but you are the biggest willy imaginable.

I'd stop looking at things so negatively, I'd tell myself I WILL pass my exams and I WILL pursue a career in law, I'd get my arse in gear and learn what life's really about, I'd stop being so dependent on others, try more in general, I'd drink less coffee and cycle further in the morning, I'd not forget to do the most important things, and well, I'd spend less time on here and watching Deal Or No Deal when I should be doing Applied Science coursework.

This is epic, I'm beating Fat Pants. I'm surprised the picture of me taken by Sam Doman wasn't posted on here instead. It's amused me greatly though, has this topic.

A snow leopard or a beautiful bird. Either one would be fine for me.

Red hub is rank Danny Keep telling you! Pfft, men never listen!

Me and the 'Nail penis to a workbench' are both on the same. Note: I voted to nail my penis to a workbench.

What on God's earth...