Hannah Shucksmith

Nothing special this year, just completely freaked out a few kids by telling them their art exams had been moved to the dates of their drama exams, they went to see SLT aswell.

Just tell her you think it'd be a massive turn on, and sex would be so much better. She'll jump at the chance. Edit: If your bird knows you eye up other lasses anyway, don't suggest porn, as she'll turn around and say you're just wanting to watch it so you can eye up the lasses with blonde hair, big tits and little bodies. She won't be impressed.

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I think England blows everything into massive proportions; this country's overly prejudice, and we presume that just because a young teen is walking in a hooded jumper he must have a knife in his pocket. Being female, I've constantly had it drilled into me that any man walking down the street alone is out to get me, and yes, I actually believe it. I cannot walk alone anywhere in fear of being raped or murdered, as silly as it sounds. I hate walking outside in the dark, because in the back of my mind I'll remember the scene on Crimewatch where a man was lurching in the bushes with a knife, ready to pounce on his next victim. I tend to stereotype people alot, perhaps more than I should, but I've become that way because of the media's excessive camera views on a certain man who stole a child's life, or the latest coloured man to shoot a white man in London's roughest area. I'm not a particularly racist person, but I believe this country has completely 'gone to the dogs' with the excessive use of shunning someone for not politically correctly naming a race, or making a joke about another culture. I was in a class a few weeks back, and a white boy turned to a boy of Pakistani origin and called him a "curry-muncher" of which, he was provoked to do; the white boy was suspended for 3 days, although the Pakistani boy wasn't even disciplined, despite naming the white boy a "stupid Jewish white boy." I despise this country, we're too concerned about what the foreigners think of us, we're too prejudiced and our government doesn't know how to make a proper decision. [/rant]

I'm joking.

That kinda half made me laugh, half made me feel sick.

That looks gorgeous Ryan.

Just tell the girl. Normally I wouldn't be so blunt, but I cba to write an essay. Just tell her.

My God, that is awful.

My attendance is 0.5% below average, well it was last December, havn't taken a day off since, she's just a knob.

Nope. I hate topics like this. I was up all last night throwing up, and this morning, but I still had to go to school. It's pathetic.

Pah, coffee! Costa, Starbucks, black coffee, coffee with 2 sugars, coffeee! Tea's good in the morning or night, coffee at inbetweener's.

Happy Birthday Stuuuuuuart. 17 todayyy! (: Have a good one (:

Some reason I thought there were only 30 days in March. Ohh

One year, in primary school, I left my tarantula's skin on my teachers desk, she cried. Good old clingfilm over the toilet seat tomorrow I think!

No, get her a dildo. I'm joking. £50 spending money in VOUCHERS for her fave shop, and then something thoughtful like a really nice piece of jewelry, maybe a nice dainty necklace or a bracelet from somewhere like H.Samuel. Edit: Think about what you're buying her, don't just get her anyyyything!

Lol, I bought Danny one for Christmas. NEVER FEAR, HANNAH IS HERE! What's your price range, well, your maximum spending limit?

On topic, I'd like to know how it is that they're going to find any person guilty of telling a gay joke or making an inuendo of some sort. Also, in primary schools now, children are being taught about homosexual relationships, and there will quite understandably be some parents who are going to protest this. Parents will make silly jokes, or say things about the stories being told in school about how 2 male penguins fall in love - (I read it in The Times newspaper a few weeks back), which of course the children are going to pick up on and thus repeat the things their parents say. If this new policy does become legal, I would certainly like to know at what age a person may be punished for the offence, surely they won't be able just to throw someone in prison? And what about Gay's themselves? Do we know how they feel about this? What ever happened to good old Freedom Of Speech? This country's pathetic. It really is.

It's true though, for God's sake, if you don't like being called Gay, don't show you're Gay, I don't get offended by someone calling me straight, do I? Infact, I'm going to take this to the 10 Downing Street, if we're not allowed to call Gay's Gay, they're not allowed to call Straight people Straight, fair, right?! This is why the jokes on the back of Penguin chocolate bars are so crap, no one can laugh at anything anymore.

Just very anti-gay. And anti-jew. And anti-communist. Anti-foreigners. Anti-anything.

I'm not stupid. I mean, the simplist joke is considered to be wrong. Everything's bloody wrong. Fork this. I'm moving to Australia.

Our government reminds me of Nazism. Bloody hell, it's like we're trying to reinact Hitler's reign of power all over again.

Jack Chinnery, please, stop commenting on everyone else's typo's, spelling mistakes, punctuation, grammatical errors, the way they use 'text talk', when you can't even get your own posts correct. Yeah, tell them the common rules of getting validated, but don't jump down their god damn throats, seriously. 'trials-boy' - If you want to get validated then look at this.

Why do NMC kids NEVER read this? That's what you should be doing this weekend. God Sakeee. You'd have thought the amount of topics created by NMC kids, where all that's said is LEARN HOW TO SPELL, USE PUNCTUATION, DON'T POST USELESS TOPICS, might have got to some of their heads.

Not when I'm not having to do coursework! Edit: Wrong link, here's the one I wanted: :]