Hannah Shucksmith

AHHHH

17th July!

At the words being spelt wrong or the grammatical errors?

So what, the guy posted a video of him progressing at trials, at one point, it's more than likely you could do less than him. Could you sidehop 50" or do a 9ft dropgap the first time you placed your feet on the the pedals of your bike? I'm sorry, what's that? No? Well then. Edit: Was not happy with choice of Fail image.

I'm still half asleep

I have nothing to say but how my facial expressions changed like this:

Normally I HATE the frames in that shape... The bentness (God, I don't have my technical head on today.) I can't quite put my finger on it as to why I think it, but that frame is gorgeousss. Bike looks dead sweet.

gu - Gee-you. czar - zar. echo - eh-ko. koxx - Cocks. yaabaa - Yaa-bah. meta - Meh-tah. ozonys - O-zone-ees.

Yeah, I quite liked the music aswell to be honest, since it is all personal preference. Just think the riding could have been done soooo much better on a BMX.

And Transporter 3.

Last night I had a dream I was on the train and there was no one else on there bar me and the ticket man. Since the ticket man had no one else's tickets to check he came and sat down with me at one of the tables and said - "When there's just one person but me on the train, the windows freeze and we come to a standstill and dementors will suck out your soul." And I was like, "okay..." So anyway, we were talking about Windows Vista and all of a sudden the train stopped in the middle of nowhere and the windows froze. I looked out the window and it was pitch black, I turned back to ask the ticket man what was wrong and he was gone. All of a sudden these dementors came at me and I reached into my pocket to pull out a wand - which looked uncannily like a McDonalds straw; either way, I cast the Patronus Charm and the dementors went away and the train started moving again. When I got back into Winchester train station the ticket man asked me if I'd seen Natalya Rudakova, I looked at him and realised it was Jason Statham. He pulled out a gun and I fell to my knees and then woke up. I think I watch too many movies and visit fast food restaurants too much...

I think you've been outbid, Jarrod

1 year... I'm now 16.

When me and Danny met the age gap was 2 years and all it just dandy. I know plenty of girls my age in relationships where the fella is 2-3+, like my friend Sophie is in a long distance relationship with a guy who's 21, and she's only just 16. I guess the main concern is that at age 15 she's legally underage, yet what is best to consider is whether or not she's old enough mentally to let you screw her and then scream rape or not... Another thing that would be considered is also the lass's parents reaction to their daughter seeing an 'older guy', of course if she were older and the age gap was the same it wouldn't be as much of a concern to her parents, but as she is [in their eyes] still a child, their reaction may not be what you want it to be...

3 litres in an hour. Fell asleep in the garden, on the stairs and Danny's uncles leg, also ate an entire ham and pineapple pizza and managed to walk to Tesco to buy some chocolate shortbread. Got onto the Soreno and Cider. Laying in bed getting confused between Lambrini and Soreno and so for an hour or so I was telling him I had been drinking sombrero's. Told his mum I loved her numerous times and that she was going to be mental because I got mud on the boots she bought me that very day. I don't remember much but spilling coffee down myself and doing the Macarena... What can I say, I'm a reet classy bird...

Green is gorgeous! Just reallllly not liking the writing, dunna why, just looks kinda gash :/ Edit: I very much like the matching balloon.

IMO, rosé's are always served best at between 10-12 degrees Celsius. Mind, rosé's are nicest with particular foods.

JP Chenet is the nicest rosé going IMO.

Ahh nice one Sam.

JT knows it! this is the nicest cocktail ever invented. Ever.

Bit of a bump... Had this dream about 3 times now in the past week: I'm fishing on Portsmouth beach and I fish out a dead body. This dead body's a girl and she has no ears, she looks frozen. I take her home because I don't want to tell anyone I've just fished a dead body out the sea and I try to flush her down my toilet, she gets stuck and her head's staring up at you from the bottom of the pan. The next morning I wake up turn on the news and the headline is - "Pair of ears found washed up on beach." Not being able to hold the guilt anymore, I run downstairs and wake up my mum, I say - "Mum, I've got some bad news" and she replies - "You're not pregnant are you?" I say no, and explain there's a dead body in my piping, she explains to me that in order to resolve this we must ring the hospital and they'll come and tear up my flooring to undo the piping to extract the girl's body. Then I wake up. How odd.

That frame is actually gorgeouss! Just get rid of that rear rim and put a silver one on instead. (:

Lol. Cracked forks are inevitably going to snap really...

Give it a few days, before suggesting anything!

Chances are she won't want sex after that. Don't get me wrong, we expect you to watch porn, but it still really knocks our confidence, because not every girl is a porn star. I know I'd rather a guy just asked than me, I can't say walking into a room with porn etched on your TV / Computer Screen and your sausage poking through your trousers over the fit lasses on the TV would make me want to jump into bed. She won't think you're strange for suggesting.