Hannah Shucksmith

I can only imagine the amount of time you spent thinking of other ways to badly injure somebody without the use of a knife. Edit: A pencil or a compass? Just imagine this scene: Some uber brap in a flat peak and stolen tracksuit from JJB's approaches you, it's dark, there's no one around and you're scared, he could have a gun, one of these new anti-stab knives, anything, and you know unless you run you're going to die. He's a foot from you, he reaches into his inside jacket pocket for his weapon of choice, your heart's beating so fast you can hear it and it feels like it's going to pounce out of your chest at any given second. You see it, it glistens in the moonlight, the sharp pointed object in his hand, he lunges for you, it pierces your skin, he runs away and you look down, you feel the blood dripping from your chest and then you realise, it's okay, he's only pierced 5mm into your chest with a compass.

I did. Well, the parts that I can remember from Batman.

But of a bump, but I havn't had a particularly odd dream in a while... Last night, in my dream, it was the 1950's and I was going to the cinema, Danny dropped me off in some dead old car and then drove off. Anyway, the cinema was all old fashioned but the screen was a proper big one like we'd have today. Inside the screen rooms were all these red velvet seats and above each one was a freezer filled with Ben and Jerry ice cream and Twister ice lollies. The people inside the cinema were all people I've known since I've started school, and the two biggest womanizers were openly gay. Anyway, the film began and it was Batman, about half way through the cinema started shaking and I started instructing everyone to even out their freezers, cause there was more weight on one side of the cinema than the other. All of a sudden I hear someone shouting "Hannah!", I thought it was Danny and woke up...

It really doesn't though! It looks NOTHING like her, no matter what picture it's compared to I just can't see it! And I'm not a cat thief ¬_¬

I DON'T LOOK LIKE LILY ALLEN.

Oh dear.

I'm so bored I felt the need to reply to this topic.

Brain died, I lost it. Sorry to disappoint you.

Waking Up In Vegas - Katy Perryyyy.

With a: ?

That'll teach me for not reading the entire topic.

You could always ask Smoby, I'm sure he's got some tips.

We live in Britain, murder is the answer to everything.

You're probably the only one. On topic: just wait. That is all.

E-BADMANZ?

Oh, how I love you too, JD...

The little book of Karma Sutra is the key to relationships, I swear

There are many different types of sushi, Tom, for example there's Uramaki, Dragon Roll Sushiii, The Calaforni Roll... Sushi isn't all the same, though there are two main types: Futomaki and Hosomaki... Futomaki normally consists of two or more fillings, and Hosomaki can contain one filling, usually fish but on occasions a small vegetable. I reckon I should have my own thread: Old Ma' Hannah's Cooking Thread, anything you need to know, ask here!

Sod making sushi, Tesco's chilled section is the place to be.

I'M IN.

Wrong, again.

You're never going to tempt me into a beating with a Barbie, Dave

True. Callum Curwood, Jack Chinnery and Hannah Shucksmith have made an appearance since then...

I've finally decided to admit all girls are dicks :]