Hannah Shucksmith

I'd rather ride a cheese grater.

Meh, it was the first thing that popped into my head to be honest!

Just saw this advert on TV advertising some new product by Panasonic, first thing that came to mind was "wow, Danny MacAskill really has made an impact..." Other thoughts? Click me for video!

You do my absolute f**king head in. Every f**king time I click 'View New Posts' your name is staring me in the face, I click to read the topic and you just seem to post some shit arse comeback after every other f**king post. I know I can't talk mannn, but SRSLY.

Arrrrrrr, I want it. That looks sooo pretty

I don't know you, but shut the f**k up, you're really starting to piss me off now.

I had spots for about 9 months, tried all those spot creams and they didn't disappear, just got worse everyday... In the end I got that desperate I applied toothpaste to each individual spot and left it on for about half an hour before wiping off with a wet-wipe. Woke up next morning and the redness and soreness was alot better, so in a moment of madness I carried on applying the toothpaste everyday for about 2 months. They just went and I havn't had a spot for about a year now... Edit: I didn't decide to use toothpaste in some random manic moment whilst stood in my bathroom, I read it in some home remdies book.

Please, go riding so you can get from under my feet for over an hour whilst I clean. I swear, I tidy, I turn around and your bedroom looks like a warzone.

I wouldn't recommend this if you value your face... Looked like such a nice T-Pro aswell.

Is a bit of a beast likeee. Enjoyed watching that.

You're f**king nuts. Whatta beasttttttttt! My facial expressions went like this:

Ayeee, exactly what I thought! Video requested arrrr?

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I actually really enjoyed watching that to be honest... “Doing the Doves video was fun because I like the band,” he said. “I only do this because I enjoy riding my bike. I knew people involved in trial biking would enjoy the video but to have people like Lance Armstrong commenting on it is amazing.”

You look so much better on a stock than your mod. There's no dodgy stickers on that stock either...

OM NOM NOM. What a gorgeousssssss bike.

LOL YEH DATS BOUND 2 GET DA TEECHERS PISSED OFF 2 FUK, GD FINKIN MATEY. What a rebel.

Grant Hundley (excuse the crap quality picture) & David Dickinson.

We were having fun discussing the many other ways to murder people until you came along and went all serious on everyone's arse.

Sam Ward and I are discussing those dark rooms that I mentioned in my previous post. I thought they were army barracks but according to him it's an old hospital.

Lower, this will be my second Graphics exam. My coursework's an A, but I struggle under pressure and so I'm really bad at exams meaning i'm guaranteed a pass if I take lower with such a good standard of coursework.

I've got graphics at 13:00...

Agent Name: Nick Pyke. Agent Codename: Hated. Mission: Gainage of e-badmanz status. Task: Hello, Nick Pyke, your task is to shoot down as many staff members and students as possible in the time from which your school day begins until your school day ends. This task may only be successfully completed if you do so whilst screaming profanities in German and Yoedelling to Beethoven's Symphony for the entire school day. There are specific places you must aim the bullet in, in order to gain points and e-badmaz status. The bodily targets and points given are below: - Head: 15 points. - Heart: 35 points. - Bollocks if male: 50 points. - Any other part of the body: 5 points. Note: You must gain at least 1,000 points to succeed to level 2 and pictures are needed as proof of completion of task. Report back on completion of your mission.

Back in January '08 a murder happened in the house about 100 metres from my house of a little old lady named Georgina Edmonds, that was all over the news and the murderer's still not been found, so I guess that's pretty scary. The murderer tortured the little old lady for her bank card pin, she gave him a fake one and he left after murdering her, as there was CCTV found of him attempting to withdraw money from an ATM machine in Tesco's, because of him being shown on CCTV an E-fit was created of him and it came to light that both myself and my mum had seen a man almost identical to the E-fit walking down our lane a few nights before with a heavy duty torch and a dog. I suppose what's scary is that it could have been my house he decided to break into... When I was a little younger I used to venture down into these old army barracks with groups of friends in Hilsea woods; these tunnels were often laiden with used needles and such. There was no lights and so in the winter evenings when we'd go there it was always pitch black and so you couldn't see, if you weren't careful then the wooden flooring would break under the weight of people standing on it, and you'd fall a few feet. Obviously, there was rumours of ghosts and such that would roam the tunnels and so one night we decided to stay down there; there were about 20 of us and we all sat round this fire by an old abandoned train line just outside the tunnels and at about 11pm we went inside. It was freezing and people were taking photos, so each time the lights on the cameras flashed everyone screamed at the shadows. I don't think anyone slept that night, but I never went back, I've seriously never been anywhere so freaky in my lifeee. On Google Images there are a few pictures of the old tunnels:

Haz, "is there something we should know about you?"