Hannah Shucksmith

STFU JACK CHINNERY. Just to prove my point.

Me and Jacko are sound, he lets me take the piss and still talks to me like we're tight as nuns

So you created an entire topic to inform people that once you've figured out how to upload a picture of your bike, you will?

Just can't imagine it...

Certainly wouldn't be very good when going down on someone...

I had a trials bike, Echo Control 2006 longgg. Rode it for a while like, didn't get on with the geo at all, wanted a mod, sold the bike to pay for a mod and then other financial issues arose and so the money was used for that.

As represented by my taste in men?* *he made me say it.

About 4 jokes too late, Sam

no

"Oh my God, Hannah, Michael Jackson's dead." "Cool." Everyone's going to die eventually...

It's not so much the editing that needs changing, it's the banks that need to go.

Edit: Don't worry, got it, was just me being stupid.

editign - gay.

YER LOLZ

I DOTN GET ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

It5;sa like 5 to 7 and i;m complet tely pissed bee at dannys sitsters for a pasrty and got well pisedk, lijke, 2 botrtles of wine, a bottle odf vodka nad BEEEEEEEEER that makes me cooln, i jyust had a calipo,d oes anyone else love calipods, like, thos er ice lollies that aste like orange and you vuy them dffrom shops i got buiscuitsd awell. man i;m so fat. sex wgen piassed is uver winner. gonna go watch ffdanny play tee xbpx, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ()L)

8 replies and not one person has said "Danny MacAskill" haa.

I had a quick browse, no avail, nada.

Elaboration on where / when it was stolen Sam...

In honour of Michael Jacksons memory, McDonalds has released a new burger, the MJ. Its 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns. I'm going to hell.

Nope, nothing like that, was more the fact that he was sat having a coffee and she was stood no more than a metre from him, shouting "Big Issue" at the top of her lungs.

I give them some change if I've got some on me, normally it's only like 50p or something, but they're dead appreciative. I was walking home from school once and saw a tramp, remembered I'd got my entire lunch left over, so I gave this man a fat arse Ginsters pasty, a bag of crisps, a cookie, a yoghurt, an apple and a capri sun. His smile was priceless. Was dropping Danny at Winchester train station a few months back and about 10 minutes previously there was an arguement between my mum and I over money, we got out the car and this bum approached me. He asked "'Scuse me love, got any spare change?" I was dead pissed off and turned round and shouted "NO you' f**kING TWAT, IF ANYTHING, YOU'VE GOT MORE f**kING MONEY THAN I HAVE!" He looked at me and just said "A'right sugar, keep your hair on..." Edit: Remembered a Big Issue situation: Lady selling Big Issue - "BIG ISSUE, BIG ISSUE." Danny's uncle - "f**k sake, 'ere, will 50 f**king quid buy them all so you'll leave us all in peace?" Lady selling Big Issue - "Erm, yes..." *Danny's uncle gives the woman 50 quid, takes all the Big Issues and bins them infront of her.* Danny's uncle - "Good, you've got your money so f**k off."

I win, you fail.

Ever since watching Saw III all I've been able to dream about are mass murders. Last night I had a dream that all my family including Danny were locked in this room and tied to the floor, if I didn't complete some gaybod task then all their heads would be twisted off. Sure enough, I didn't complete the task in time and they all died. About 3 nights in a row now I've had the same dream... Maybe it's an omen...