Hannah Shucksmith

Or tried posting your worries and woes on a seatless bike forum? Oh, wait...

How is everyone here tonight?

lawl why r we all tawkin like idiots lawl

MOARNEEN!

Would bigamy be considered legal, also?

What would happen in a case of divorce? The money would have to be split between you and you...

Everyone would only end up cheating on themselves.

Facebook link, nao.

That was pre-planned.

She still on E's?

Fatty's to wuss for women, he's a wall man.

We relate.

Become a late developing teen with a porno 'tache, an extemely bad taste in hillbilly shirts, the belief that you could get a girl pregnant by fingering her whilst also getting yourself a well known rep' for being the big asssss raver in town on a friday night when you're getting pissed on Wine Gums and Lemonade in Liquid and you're pretty much set to go. Also, Griffbum, are we talking Miss. Cleaver...?

(I'm using this emoticon waaay too much recently.)

We're all narcissistic, want everything our way, if we're totally into you we're also probably totally into someone else, most of us (well, all of us) are egotists and we often get pleasure from toying with your heads. Hard to get is a fun game, chances are you get jealous alot easier than we let on, and yes, we know that, and yes, we use that to our advantage. Sometimes, we're actually the only ones interested in sex and couldn't give two shits about just how many hearts we're breaking. We're all dicks really, couldn't give a shit about anyone but ourselves. About as far as it goes to be honest, we all talk about being 'deep hearted' but we're just as shallow as we claim to hate.

You suck.

But Dan6061, I love you, and the sooner you realise this, the better. You'll always have a place in my heart (L)(L)(L)

You got the age wrong, I'm 16.

Paint it orange.

Wut?

Pah, I should be able to post in this thread at any hour after 2am / before 2am if I've been awake from after the last 2am that occured. I shall await your company tomorrow morning.

Am I still eligible for posting in this thread? I've been awake since yesterday evening...

Only if you enjoy it...