A father and his young son are out for a leisurely drive.
A few miles down the road a loud "BUMP, BUMP" was heard......
The boy "What was that daddy?"
The dad "Don't worry son, we just ran over a cat"
They carry on driving but shortly after another "BUMP, BUMP" was heard....
The boy "What was that??"
The dad "It was just a dog son."
They carry on regardless, enjoying the nice sunny drive when suddenly a "BUMP, BUMP, BUMP, BUMP" was heard........
The boy "What was that?"
The dad "We just hit a catholic"
The boy "But why was there 4 bumps?"
The dad "Because I had to mount the curb to get him....................."
Just an example of the kind of jokes you get over here.