Stephen Morris

Ross you are a true Bi-King master, very inspiring stuff and almost Mista Wong-esque. Look at the kerb. Think about your life. Positive chi. Look at the relaxing. Not a probrem. Make a kung-fu sound.

1. Road Bike Party wasn't even Martyn Ashton's first stab at riding trials on a road bike. If memory serves he did a video on a Raleigh. 2. That 2015 Saxo Tinkoff jersey is quite simply awful. 3. This was a good video with some nice lines (I liked the bench line) but it is starting to get a bit tiresome. RBP seems to be mixing it up a little more. 4. Some of that editing was a bit bizarre. One minute he's on the wing of the plane, then he's inside the plane. Then he's on a bridge then he's in a pipe. I didn't feel like some of the lines finished properly.

I liked that, decent kerbs as well. Gone are the days when you can win a kerb competition on your standard long and low kerb. Nice stoppie line.

Have only watched the first 3 seconds and already love that it has the C&Q Red Alert music. Update: First of alI, I truly admire your commitment to the short shorts. Your riding is very impressive, but the video did lacked a bit of variety. I'll chalk it down to the fact that you filmed it when the weather was bad and that I'm not the TGS audience.

Geraint Thomas should lead Team Sky in my opinion, the man's a legend. Perhaps he doesn't TT and climb quite so well as Froome does, but I'd like to see him given the opportunity.

I can't believe how much time Froome's taken out of Nibali and Quintana already. Hopefully everything goes well on the cobbles today - I suspect it will rain.

You're spot on, forgive me. Comment edited and ill-advised thoughts put back inside my head and taken off Internet forum.

EDIT: It's great to see him openly talking about his accident, the resulting situation and his aims and goals for the future. I'm certain that people of all abilities will be inspired and motivated by Martyn's ongoing creativity and his innovative approach to riding bikes with the obvious disadvantage that his disability brings.

I've only cut my shins twice in 15 years and not very badly either - am I doing something wrong? Everybody else seems to have shins that look like they've been repeatedly hit with an axe.

Reed Merschat.

This should get your juices flowing... https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=kerb&espv=2&biw=1598&bih=813&site=webhp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=6v11VfGqFee67gakkoKoAg&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&dpr=0.9

I require some clarification over traffic islands.

Benito's got one of those Bernard's watches or something, watch how he slows down time at 7:55. As always, great controlled riding, but I'm not watching all 17mins of it.

Nice Ross - that was a PROPER video. This is probably my favourite. I like the song, I think i's moderately entertaining and I worked hard on getting some lesser known London locations. As always, thanks to YouTube for raping the quality and making it look like it was filmed on a Nokia 3210.

I couldn't be friends with those people.

Jeff Lenosky is awesome though! I've seen him drop off the back of a small bench and throw the bars on the way down which I thought was pretty impressive (couldn't find a clip.) Mods really aren't my thing, I'll leave it at that.

He didn't really get anywhere near this 'Cabo Arch' though did he? It was a bit like travelling all the way to Stonehenge but riding the rocks on a nearby hillside, with Stonehenge in the background. It did look like a good location, just a shame about all the sand.

It's good, but it's not Carling. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agSGGFlkDBQ 1:23 / 2:20 / 3:01 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flik2318c0E 0:33 / 0:42 / 0:55 / 1:55 / 3:12 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhQDDoL0WPo 0:22 / 0:48 / 1:21 / 2:01

1:26 - I thought you were going to launch into a 100 mile per hour wall ride! Great video Ian

I guess my point is that if you're going to put hours and hours of dedication into something, then perhaps it should be something more useful like playing the piano or speaking Italian. THAT SAID... I can name all the British monarchs in order since 1047, complete a Rubick's cube in 5 minutes and name and locate all 50 US states and State Capitals. All completely useless talents, the idea for which came from here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-9fEeIh_NQ Edit: Demetri Martin's worth a watch by the way.

I can't help but think that getting good at finger boarding might be a waste of time. Perhaps I'm wrong. I'd love one of those parks at the bottom of the garden though!

Hey Rob.

I feel violated.

I reckon you're elite Sam. Don't settle for less - you are a winner!

I haven't even watched it yet, but I like it already! Edit: Yep, brilliant! #L3350N81K35