Stephen Morris

At 2:48 I was really hoping he got stuck in the shipping container.

I've had this song in my head since April.

Every bar spin guide I've read includes pinching the seat with your legs, but conventional trials bikes don't have seats. This is why after years of trying, I gave up. Great work though, I like what you're doing.

That was a good video.

It had everything I look for in a trials video Euro-pop Dodgy 'star wipe' style transitions Tactical dabs Bikini tops/bottom Children Topless men Did anybody else hear 'Sultans of Swing' by Dire Straits at 6:40? Listen carefully and you can hear it between the racket of steel drums.

I was hoping for a late surge.

I've literally been dreaming about kerbs these last few weeks.

I married him for his sense of humour.

Why do people wait until they get to the cashier to start thinking about what petrol pump they've used?

He's a real person. He used to turn up to London rides a decade or so ago, just to watch.

"I was like this and she was like that and I turned to him and he was literally like..."

I used to be a cub scout but I had too quit because it was too in tents.

Ahem... A lot, not alot. There, their and they're. Specifically pronounced Pacifically, like the ocean. Your and you're. One of my all time favourites... Chester drawers, from Chester presumably. Less and fewer. Who and whom. Whether and weather. Uninterested used instead of disinterested. The concept of irony and coincidence. Should have not should of. Just a few off the top of my head.

I know there are a few people doing the whole road bike trials thing, but sure;y he's the only person in the world who can do that on a DH bike?! The video was brilliant! What a great idea... the Water Cycle. Love it.

That's awesome.

You know the music on The Sims when you're building your house and choosing all the wallpaper and kitchen appliances.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE1i-LqU-9k

I'm laughing hard at the '1 dab' pop-up. It's important that street rides comply with UCI rules.

It obviously looks amazing and any comment to the contrary should be regarded with derision and ridicule.

Is anybody else making a video?

Cavendish will probably win 3 stages, and Greipal will win 4 or 5. Whilst it won't be vintage Cavendish, it will paper over the cracks and stop the tour being a washout for Etixx Quickstep. I'm not sure he's peaked (he's just turned 30 and Greipel is 32) but he's going through a bad patch and the whole world is watching.

... I agree, but he's now without Tony Martin which isn't going to help. Today is a sprint stage, we'll have to see what happens. I reckon Sagan or Greipel will get it.

I think that was the only one - take the 'volume 3' line with a pinch of salt. I also think that might have been all of Mista Wong's material used up in the first minute.

I love it when you talk dirty, Mark. Sidehops are 90% technique and 10% basic human strength. If you can pedal hop handlebar height then you're strong enough to sidehop, provided you learn the correct technique.

You really should get Shazam. 'Drive Slow*' by Kanye West Feat. Paul Wall and GLC 'Act Your Age' by Bliss N Eso * Whilst I'm at it, what Kanye means is 'Drive Slowly' as the word slowly is an adverb modifying the verb drive and adverbs usually end with a 'y.' An adverb is a word or set of words that modifies verbs, adjectives, or other adverbs. Examples: He speaks slowly (modifies the verb speaks) He is especially clever (modifies the adjective clever) He speaks all too slowly (modifies the adverb slowly) An adverb answers how, when, where, or to what extent—how often or how much (e.g., daily, completely). Examples: He speaks slowly (answers the question how) He speaks very slowly (answers the question how slowly)