Dan Clark

ROFLMAOTFUIGAGAKMISJFF!!!!11111111111 Actually that was a bit crap, I expected something at least slightly funny.

One thing just lead to another and...... Seriously how the fuck does that happen with your mum?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004360349,00.htm Anyway, discuss.

Yeah, that thing on iTunes, so it doesn't delete everything then?

Sounds like a plan Alexx

If I set iTunes to sync my iPod with the computer, is it gonna delete everything I don't have on the PC? Cos I've got a load of music on it from before I formatted ages ago, and it would be so much easier if I could just sync. Or if it does delete stuff, is there anyway around it?

Fine, check again.

Then he wrote a story. Kitty Wants A Box This box is too big. This box is too tall. This box is too short. This box is too small. This box is too wide. This box is purr-fect inside.

OWAH!! FANNY!!!!1111shift+11

Remind me again, whats wrong with porn? I've heard people sometimes get fully naked there.

LOLZ, NIC R the EMO PH4G!!!!11111twelve

I heard Toyota were gonna call their first car the Toyolet.

Saracen X-ile Steel maybe Pashley forks Alise front wheel Unbranded back wheel Power pros Jammin bars Marin stem Maguras Unbranded tyres SRAM plastic mech Handsome Dog bashguard Club Roost Saddle Saracen pedals £3 headset Now those were the days.

And the survey says...... EEHHH ERRRR

The rather shocking photo attached snapped in November 16th of last year by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Penn State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift." He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain. Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend. This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully". To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence.

That blue Giant Prototype anyone?

IT'S LIKE HE'S A DRAGON!!!111

Quit yo' jibba jabba fool!

Well I'm off to bed now, so i send this nice lovely guy hugs and kisses to apologise for being a sleepy bugger! xxx xxx

"Classics, bugger. I have like hardly any credit left. Its ok, u were chatting to your mate. I feel so ill, I think I'm coming down with something. XXX" Converted just for Dave "Clsscs, bggr. I have lyk hdly ne crd lft. Its k, u woz chttn 2 ur m8. I fll so ill, I think Im cumin dwn with sumfin. xXx"

Where's the Spelling Bee when you need him?

I'm tempted to bring out my super tight AILD jacket to see if anyone looks at me funny Msn convo earlier, she got signed off, couldn't be bothered to type it again.

Post it up.... I've read through the first one about 4 times now, I still have no idea what she's going about, except make Phil take you somewhere.

I'd have shot her by now Dave. "Yo Dan! Enter Shikari are playing too so come! meet at twist at 6 drunk buddie:) Cristina x" "Answer ur f**kin phone u german prostitute! Jen" Included the second one cos it'll possibly make someone laugh.

It used to be a pretty emo thing, but its become more popular now. Now Live journal is where its at for crying your heart out and blogging about ex-gf's.