Dan Clark

I was gonna save up and get an electric drum kit, but then I remembered I'm terrible on drums. No idea what I want really, might get the money and put it in the bank just to be super fun.

Theres gonna be loads of stuff, but heres a few. First time I was drunk and then trying to act not drunk to my mum, when I couldn't walk straight. House party last November 5th, 150+ people, sooooo many stories from that When I finally got together with my girlfriend. Losing my virginity My first time on mushrooms (f**king amazing) A party where I was really drunk and stoned, and being really out of control and scared. A night out in Chelmsford which has way too many stories again. When my girlfriend told me she was in love with me. The feeling of wanting to ride everynight even though I couldn't do anything. Being drunk and on mushrooms and literally either laughing or screaming for half an hour solid, f**king scary but also one of the best feelings of my life.

No-ones closing your topic and not other peoples on purpose, stop thinking you're special, you're really not treated differently to anyone else.

Yes, and it will be locked when a mod see's it, the forum doesn't moderate itself, and as you've made a bit of a name of yourself around here, and then post a topic called "MONKEYS BIKE" its gonna be noticed pretty quickly.

There was a elephant who sat on a mans head and his head got stuck up there. Quality.

Might have something to do with the fact your threads were against the rules.

That was.......interesting.

Hahaha, I enjoyed that. I f**king loved that game, way better than matt hoffman.

Girls tend to do less sports than guys anyway, which probably doesn't help to them being far less than them. I'm pretty sure girl riders can be inspired by males riding too, or do they have to be physically shown that its possible for girls to ride or something?

Well, no-one else was gonna post this were they? The only response I got was it tasted "weird", thankfully I've kept it away from my own mouth.

Why not a C2 lever?

But what if he gets stressy and doesn't sell trials stuff to the UK anymore?

Are those forks bent to hell or is it me?

Post the one of his side, I've been trying to find it for a while to show someone, and its been taken off OTN and OT. Don't get a tribal or a dragon one, they are soooo stereotypical.

For a company who demand a minimum of £350 per order, they are pretty stingy on tiny samples if you ask me.

But why should girls be treated differently anyway? You don't see shit riders campaigning for demo's at cycle shows, because no-one would want to see them, the fact you have boobs doesn't mean its any different. Fair enough when the girls are at the same levels as the guy riders, such as in XC and DH, but theres a huge gap in trials.

I might as well keep going. Me and the gf had just finished "expressing our love", so I went to the bathroom to get tissues to clean up, the bathrooms next door to my room, so I ran in naked, got tissues, came out, mums standing outside, see's me in all my glory, I run back into my room.

Because, lets face it, girls aren't nearly as good at trials than guys. After seeing Britains best going huge with massive gaps and sidehops, people aren't gonna be impressed by a load of girls coming on, doing stuff not even half the size just because they have breasts. It's the harsh truth and until some girl riders are up to the same level as the pro guys, it's probably better they stay out of big demo's etc.

Whats worse: "Awww Dan, I've seen you naked.." "You've already seen me naked plenty of times" "yeah, but not when you were young, you haven't changed much" *ouch* "Oh oh, no, I meant in the face, not like that"

What? Get laid?

I came home recently to find my gf and my mum sitting down watching video tapes of me, aged 3, naked, opening christmas presents. She had already been shown all the school play ones.

I love trials forum for the fact that as soon as a girl logs on, all the adolescent males get boners and think theres a chance of them getting laid.

Why do parents always feel the need to do that?

Whats wrong with drilling things in a pattern or something? Why all over the place?

Geometry has nothing to do with strength either. The BT is fine strength wise, I haven't heard of any breaking.