Dan Clark

Anyone who gets dumped then begs his girlfriend to come back, 5 times now, isn't the one in charge.

Pussy whipped to the max I say.

You don't want to know Simons, once it starts, it never stops

She's right, if she spells like that, especially over something so serious, you do deserve better.

Dan needs a new car

I'd possibly qualify as one of the saddest profiles on here. I think it looks good though, which is more than I can say for a lot of profiles. http://www.myspace.com/dantheblacklinetheory

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

911 tabs is the best site out there.

It's a DIV overlay

My girlfriend joined my band on bass, met her through that.

From what I can remember, when he dies Bill Gates's wife gets nothing, and his children get £1 million each, to start their own business's, rest goes to charity. Some facts about his money I just read. He's worth between $50 and $100 billion, it flactuates. He earns on average about $100 a second, assuming he works 14 hours a day, sleeping not counting. This means, if he drops $1000 bill, its not worth his time to pick it up, he would earn more money walking to work. Buying a Lamborgini Diablo would make as much difference to him as buying a mars bar for the average American, to him, it would be worth 31 cents if he had an average salary. Using the same formula, his mansion is costing the equilivent of $63 If all his money was in dollar bills, it would weigh 40,000 tons and be stacked 2690 miles high. By the time he would have read this post, he would have earned about $30,000.

Paternalistic. If people are always on my back it de-motivates me, but if no-one hassle sme, I don't bother to do it.

It's the forks not the brake that need facing.

I used water in a Louise once, worked fine for me. Trials doesn't tend to create over 100 degress worth of heat I found.

Your mums/sisters underwear

I think we have some red Kool stops in Action Bikes Steve, but koolstops are pretty shitty. You could come in Sunday and fit them cos I'm working then if you're interested.

Here's my latest ride, I bought this in absolutely hideous condition, and done it up. Federal Division frame S&M Pitchforks We The People cranks Profile Blackjack chainring Mostly Mongoose parts This is how it looked when I got it: And this is how it looks now: Not bad for £50 I'd say

It's weird that theres so many trials sites on there.

I'd say Steve Morris looks more like him in that pic.

Joe Maher runs 25:13, which is pretty insane. 44:16 was the old standard. then: 36:13 33:12 30:11 28:10 25:9 23:8 with the new Primo hub

If you need the hollow starnut and bolt thing, we have them in stock where I work, give me a shout and I can post them to you tomorrow? £3.99 I think.

The Appleseed Cast for the motherf**king win

Any internal headset will do if its the white or bright yellow ones, which I'm pretty sure 03 was. My FSA's ones doing fine.

Pete Wright claimed to have used Meths I think. However, whatever he says must be taken with a fist of salt.