Dan Clark

I think dinkle tattoo's are a job requirement

I'm going into the music business fingers crossed, so I can get tattooed wherever I want

I know a guy who had cunt written across his knuckles. Covered up now though with random crap I think.

Another session into my sleeve, so far I've spent £700 on my left arm, oh dear.

Ask Fat Mike, he had one

That made on a Mac thing is pretty gay

A motorcyclist crashes into a woman, who's fault is it? The motorcyclist, he shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen.

Nokia N70

That looks fucking stupid

Ah fine, I heard Greenstead was

My town has UK's largest council estate, go figure.

I have the older version of that Park chain tool, the £30 jobby and that doesn't work with the Shadow chain.

Nikon D70s Nikkor AF-S 18-70mm Nikon 50mm F1.8 Sigma EF-500 DG Super Flash Jessops shit £10 flash x 2 (soon) Ebay wireless triggers Sandisk Ultra II (3Gb's worth) Hoya Circular Polarizer Star43 tripod Jessops tripod Lowepro Orion Trekker My gear, currently.

Fire, and lots of it.

Nope

I'm surprised you haven't heard Bright Eyes or Joy Division, I'd class them both as mostly mainstream, compared to the others anyway.

Which one is that?

65daysofstatic Between The Buried And Me Bright Eyes Cats and Cats and Cats Circle Takes The Square cLOUDDEAD Darkest Hour Desaparecidos Explosions In The Sky Funeral Diner Good Clean Fun Hot Cross Heavy Heavy Low Low I Hate Myself I Would Set Myself On Fire For You Indian Summer Iron & Wine Joy Division Meanwhile, Back In Communist Russia Mono Neutral Milk Hotel Smashing Pumpkins Song Of Zarathrusta Small selection from me

New Smashing Pumpkins album is called Zeitgeist too

Why/how were you using Mike's account without his permission anyway?

New brakeless edition Sinister comes in streety black colour....

It has fantastic sounds in it, really good and theres just about everything you need. However the interface for inputting midi, mixing it and layering etc is shocking, especially compared to Cubase and other more professional MIDI programs. I rewire it to Cubase when I want to use it, I really cannot stand the step time editor and everything else.

I look like some guy from Funeral For a Friend, according to some 14 year old girl I served in Tesco's.

The pound makes more sense economically. When a country hits recession or a boom, the government change the value of money to help the country fix itself, sorta. Thats why the exchange rates change all the time and don't stay the same. Problem is with the Euro, whereas before each individual country could change their rates, all sorted, now everyone has the same, they all have to change together, and with all the different countries having different economic states, it's a huge problem. For example, say everyone in Europe joined the Euro. Britain would have hugely different economics to Romania for example, and as we would be using the same currency, we can't fix it as before. I haven't studied economics in 2 years, so I'm pretty rusty, but I'm sure thats how it roughly works.

Janson, ask your bosses if a plane was on a giant conveyor belt, moving at the exact speed the plane was moving, would the plane take off? I think yes.