LukasMcNeal

The carbon forks look the best shame you changed them. But im loving such a mint DD build!

Mmm.. the shinyness looks mint literally!

Add black forks and it wood look even better!

Why would you make the frame wider so you can have a stock 135mm hub on the rear there are plenty of 116mm mod rear disc hubs?

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks." Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message: "Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better." NOW VALIDATED!

Haha some quality jokes in this Thread!

Heres my try (I asked my dad about CS3 and he had it on disk because hes a mac operator and works in a printing firm) White Czar with White Rims and dodgy white crank : And a Czar with purple rims and dodgy grips! : Hope you like!

Has anyone done it yet?

Yer then get done for fraud! *cough* fraud

Photoshop CS3 costs quite alot!

Cheers, how long do you reckon youll take?

Could anyone do a photoshop for me of a mod Czar full bike with Purple Viz rims please? Would be much appreciated! cheers guys!

Bump please

Lets have some more quality jokes please!!

Why thankyou (Be good if we could have a sticky for jokes!!) More jokes please

Haha thats Grime!

ROFL

Hello my names Luke (People call me Spookylukey) I dont currently own a trials at the moment but im saving up a bit of money to get one. Im quite good on my mates monty 221pr thats why i have taken an intrest in Trials Biking. I have been in NMC for what seems like an a age like a whole 6 months. But im getting used to using the forum a bit better now. Please all take a look at my jokes topic some absoulute corkers in there, Please also feel free to add your own. Many thanks Luke (Spookylukey)

More Jokediddlyoakles please (sorry for that just been watching the simpsons!)

Not bad but not the funniest Yo momma joke ive heard Keep all the jokes coming please

A man walks into a pub and says "have you got any grapes?" "No, sorry mate this is a pub" The Bartender replies. So the next day the man goes into the pub again and asks "Have you got any grapes?" "No mate this is a pub if you ask once more ill nail you to the bar" The Bartender replies. The next day the man goes into the pub and says "You got any nails?" "No" says the bartender Then the other man askes "Well have you got any grapes then?" ROFL! How i posted before you??

Yo momas so fat she has to get baptised at seaworld Yo mommas so fat when she jumps in the sea the whales sing "we are family"

haha

Keep the jokes coming some good ones in here!