why is a 69 better than goin to a paki wedding, because you only have to kiss 1 smelly fanny! 3 mice in a pub having a bevy discussion who's the hardest. 1st mouse says "im the hardest i go up to mousetraps rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down i benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the room. 2nd mouse says "you poof, i get rat poison crush it into powder and snort it. 3rd mouse finishes his drink gets up and walks to the door. "where you going"asks the other 2. "home he replies"..... to shag the cat".