It's an epiphone SG, you know how gibson guitars are said to have that thing where each one has some flaw that makes it unique? Mine has this thing where the intonation is really hard to dial in. I took it to a shop, the guy had it for ages, maybe 4 weeks, and it came back pretty good but not 100% dialled. Before, you used to have to tune each string over to compensate for how much flex the neck had. It wound me up so much.
I thought we agreed the python was called 'Dickhead'?