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I'm sure he'd let you do it all if you really wanted.

Everyone's different. Riding in your gym rest periods would be counterproductive, though.

JAF bikes.

That's for the front! A gyro is for the back. It's a well known fact gyros are shite and transmit no power.

He doesn't use one.

I looked at my content just now, apparently the last thing I posted was in July.

It's really sweet. It basically tastes like sweets, that's about it. Vaguely like refreshers I think. It all depends on the person but basically it makes you wired. Caffeine causes you to release adrenaline - in some people, this will make them feel totally pro and full of power. In others, it will make them edgy and nervous. State of mind can affect which one you'll get when you have it, too. It doesn't seem to cause the same affect as having a proper adrenaline rush though - the type that makes you even ignore pain.

Some people drink so much of that I'm surprised they don't blow up. They'll have a nice surprise if they ever decide to go cold turkey - a constant headache for two weeks.

I dunno. It's hipsters that cause that, but hipsters to me seem like students and students are lazy as shit, so I can't see them being arsed to spend that much time just for that.

I'd get a hope.

Thick gloves are dicks for trials. Actually, I rode in Bristol once when it was cold (and complained lots about it...) and I had some winter motorbike gloves, and my hands froze right through those so I'm both interested and skeptical about this subject.

The colour scheme is bullshit. Also Deng's street frames are just off the mark. The seat tube is too short, for one thing. As far as the price goes, it's way out of my budget but I'd call that ridiculous rather than bullshit. Still, you can understand why the price of that is what it is. Now, that T-rex someone linked to on here, that was bullshit.

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It's something you do as one of the very first things when installing it. That's all I remember on the subject.

Chinos are also an awful colour and only reveal that you've been a victim of copying everyone else instead of using your own sense.

What's with that shitty spring? So to use these with any other pads you have to make a hole in your pads?

Do a slowmo of someone doing a decent sized gap, with a nice side-on camera angle!

Yes,. that's true, that's what happened with mine. You can cut quite a bit off.

Clark Kent/Superman. I've got the t-shirt, just need a shirt and glasses.

Someone's got to go first. I guess Onza don't want it to be them.

http://www.tartybikes.co.uk/images/custom/large_maguraclampssilver.jpg Can you see how there's a gap in between the clamps? There's a little bit at each end that you can file down. Tape works a little but it makes setting up your brake harder.

I've seen that from a few companies, including DHL, IIRC. It makes you think, 'Oh, I didn't order a pizza. Wait, it's the shit I ordered from amazon.'

DPD are one of the best, in my experience. Yodel and HDNL are the worst. Motherf**kers didn't even leave a card when they tried to deliver my shit. For duncan, they'll have a record of who signed for it, so they'll know it wasn't you.

Fancy that...

Are these the kids of those parents that we hear sometimes on here who buy their kids expensive bikes and aren't very nice?