Revolver

Or looking like a dickhead. Oh wait...

Yeah, it loads real slow for me nowadays too.

5 or 10.

Well, shit. Everybody stop making videos, because this one is clearly the ultimate.

Orange suck, their website is shit and lies to you.

This system is already in place. Or was meant to be...

That down to front... That was crazy.

I don't think it's really Bruce Lee.

Who's Pete?

You can often poke the piston out through the bleed hole with a spoke or something thin like that. You might have to sand the piston a bit. A tiny bit.

Gradually take it to pieces and shake each one, you'll find it eventually. If not, maybe it is something that's loose, that when you reassemble the bike, won't be loose any more.

That would be really cool, with the exception that oil isn't volatile, so it won't ignite like that. You have to heat it up loads or compress it, which funnily enough is how diesel engines work.

In that case... whatever side of the road you drive on, that's the back brake and the other is the front brake.

Break.. Leavers... Grammar Nazi... Mustn't.... Left hand controls the back brake, right hand controls the front brake.

To be honest, this thing is total shite so in this case you have to let it go.

Is this serious? Actually it might be pretty good practice.

I made a mess of the sentence and left out the question mark, but the question is, 'where is this quote from, and who wrote it?' It's not that, Dave. It is very close to what I wrote but I can't remember it exactly. It might not be 1984, it could be someone worlds away but it reminds me of 1984. I have another question too actually, which is about a short story in an English test I remember from years ago about some dude who was getting in touch with an army general about a device that would cause everything metal to rust uncontrollably, which in a roundabout manner would be the end to modern war. He didn't get much of a response from the general so in the end he set it going. I want to know if anyone recognises it and could give me an author or title or something.

Better to work your way up with conversation in store. You didn't put how far you've got with that, if you're already waffling away to her on a regular basis that's different.

RSQ is dead and buried so I'll have to make a whole topic. What's the quote (and where's it from) about man, where you take away his guns and he will fight with his fists, take away his fists and he will kick, take away his legs and he will bite, take away his teeth and he will simply stare hate into his enemies until the air is thick with it. Something like that, I can't remember it, but it's a really powerful quote. It might be from 1984 but I can't remember the words well enough for google to work.

Haha, what a retard. Her arse will itch like almighty hell.

It's a little bit surprising that it doesn't come with that feature, when most standard car shifters do.

Who cares, when everyone can have a plane?

I thought that not going in there with 'THE YOUR YOU USED IS WRONG' and going with the suspense joke put a more light-hearted mood across.

Hope his okay smile what?!? Some people round here need to stop leaving massive cliffhangers everywhere.

Those newer transporters aren't even particularly good looking. Fools.