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Looks like Dave Marshall & Andy Green win! Pretty damn close though, someone has the power to sway it before the official close

Forza sounds interesting, what's it like? Endurance races reminds me of the time my brother played gran turismo and did a 24hr one, haha.

Better. Experiment with camera angles. I was annoyed with that sidehop up and then drop off being in twice. Dunno if it was the same clip, just, don't do it, if I wanna see it again, I'll seek back.

Hey, I noticed all the captions are in a really cool font, nice work!

you've got to put a proper there.

Haha, you're the black lass.

Excellent. You're my best friend of all of trials forum

Ah, man, where's your cool font?

One guy one jar? I watched that until the jar popped. I thought it was funny, imagine what he must've thought... Surprised he didn't scream though.

Same thing.

Spelling Bee, we don't see enough of you. Come back, and save us from this dark age of retardedness!

When I learn to weld, this is the second thing I'll do with the skill.

No, the whole of TF has said, GTFO with that stupid bank.

I think you should do it, and take many many pictures.

Were you thinking of ways to make yourself look more AWESOME or more like a fag? I think you'll find it's the former

Get some mackerel and camembert, if you want to make a smell.

do it.

Yes, and? Top Gear are good at car-based entertainment, and good at reviewing cars you might buy if you owned a few banks or won the lottery, but not so much for anything else - thus, don't watch it expecting useful car reviews, watch it because it's funny - also, enjoy the finished product, instead of picking holes in the continuity or believeability of it all.

I think it's because it's pointless. Very cool, but pointless.

My favourite thing whilst watching top gear is to note the hot lasses in the background. For example, when they were reading the news, there was two brunettes by Hammond's head. Particularly the left of the two, YES.

Start from the beginning. To get a good video, you need good editing, to get a good edit, you need good footage, to get good footage, you need good riding... Riding wise, try to go for interesting lines. Even single moves like gaps are entertaining if they're interesting. Same old sidehop onto a wall doesn't impress, really, unless you really get a sense that it's big. Among other things (weather being one of them) Now, I've never edited a video, because it wasn't on the course that I did at college, but I still know one or two things that will help you out. Firstly, watch a shitload of videos. This is to learn where to position the camera, first of all, or whether or not you include a rolling camera, how you can use different shots to affect the final product. You might also pick up some cool ideas about editing, like for the intros. Then, film your sick footage. Be prepared to film things from many angles, and lots of time. Get loads of footage. You might find that doing a closeup of the wheels as they roll would look cool edited in, for example. Go nuts, film things from loads of angles. You'll get the idea of which clips you want in particular whilst you're doing it. You might, during filming, get an idea of which song you want to use. Make sure it's suitable. Nothing fast suits trials, and nothing intense. Then, edit it together. Go for simple transitions, time moves to the music, don't overuse effects. This includes slow mo (you might for example only choose to slowmo the clip of just the wheels you shot earlier on). Feel free to show people your editing, then ask them to compare it other videos. Don't just ask them if they like it, they might just say yes to shut you up. Can't think of anything else right now, except - Definately get someone else to hold the camera, and definately don't film it with a phone, it looks shit. Oh yeah, if you film any stuff on that bank again, I will, if I see you on a ride, poke you in the eye.

Was I the only person to vote for all three? No. Good work, TF.

Yes, I think there's a guide in the wiki for it, and it's caustic soda anyway...

Aaah, T-pros are anodised? Get some mr. Muscle, that will do the trick

I dunno about the word belm, but I think that face is universal. It means, 'YOU'RE f**kING THICK!'