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Yodel and myHermes are both shit couriers.

I dreamed a dude I used to know came round and he took a magic mushroom and he f**ked around like a tripping person would. He graffitied my house a bit so I beat the shit out of him. My dream punches were so slow... If I punch people in a dream it doesn't seem to hurt them. I also had a dream I saw some kid bullying another kid so I punched him too. I don't normally have such violent dreams.

I saw it happen, and it was definitely the second one.

Well, I don't l, I've never done it since that time with the dog and the soldering iron... Eurgh, anyway, that means I can't watch it.

Nah, it will stop after a few posts, maybe 15 or something like that.

It's to prevent spammers signing up and pasting their shite all over the place.

What about writing iPhone apps? What code is that?

That's a lame reason, better get your ass back to it!

You doing Krav Maga again?

Now that's a different story, involving MSN, and the hashface. Madmanmike might have a clue. # Oh, I might add that it is a hash in my signature, but it's not a hashtag. I LOVE BANDWAGONS. I hate hashtags.

Useful, my arse. It's annoying when people hashtag Instagram posts that turn up on Facebook. It's loads more annoying when people do it in a regular post because they think it's cool.

Hashtagging anywhere is lame. All hashtagging is lame.

From my experience with two screens, you get a screenshot of all the screens.

Ha, I didn't do very well at all, but then when all I do for work is 15 hours a week at a supermarket... this survey isn't really cut out for me.

If anyone has any use for three rota slipstream 15" alloy wheels in gunmetal (there's a fourth one with a crack in it), 4 bolt, to fit a honda (or with spigot rings to fit vauxhall), then send me a PM.

It's weird when you check your bank balance one day and it seems like you've blown your whole last payday, and then you check again and it looks quite manageable. I'm a bit too skeptical so I'm not going to go and buy a shitload of stuff until I know that money's not going to disappear as quietly as it appeared.

Don't know if there's one near you but there's a few Betel's places in Nottingham that deal with proper furniture. The kind that would never go in a cardboard box.

Riddlesden represent.

C'mon, pic or it didn't happen. This is a fundamental rule of TF, and the wider Internet.

When someone asked me about my seatless bike I told them my ciguena frame didn't come with a seat because it was a manufacturing defect.

I played it. The controls are diabolical, but I managed to chuck a heart in the patient.

Statuses don't work well in the mobile skin, I noticed. You can never see someone's reply.

The one where you're trying to get into his pants.

How much was that reprap setup?

Dags! Front hop gaps!!