Hi,
Today, at about 8:00 in the morning, I was awakened by my doorbell.
It was the postman, come to deliver a parcel, addressed to me.
It did not need signing for.
The parcel consisted of a triangular prism shaped box made from the box of a Hoover.. hoover.
The parcel was closed using a series of cable ties.
Inside the parcel, I found used Trialtech handlebars, and a used trialtech forged stem for a stock, both in black.
The bars are clearly used, there is wear on the finish at the clamping area, and a scuff over the left trialtech logo, around the T and over the R.
The stem has only slight wear where the top cap sits.
Now... after reading this post so far, you will be experiencing one of five possible reactions:
1) 'Ok, whatever' - if you don't really care about this post.
2) 'Haha, this sounds funny' - if you want to see the outcome of this post.
3) 'Hehehehehehe' - if on the slim chance this is genuinely a mystery gift, and you're the sender.
4) 'Oh shit, oh f**k, oh shit, oh f**k' - if you're the sender, and you realise that the address you put on the parcel is wrong.
5) 'Hey I just bought some of those' - if you're the intended recipient.
Feel free to add any comment if you're the mystery sender of reaction 3), or the distraught 4), or the irate 5), and further arrangements can be made!