Pashley26

Your uncle is cool.

Or 'up the line', Janner c**ts love that saying. It looks like a Paki's been sick on a plate.

I honestly think it would do if you asked it to.

I'm really quite liking my new company car. It's a diesel Mazda CX-3 Sport Nav, in Ceramic. The paint is a really weird, but really cool colour. In pictures it looks like an off white, but in real life it's a non-metallic looking light grey. It's pretty sweet. It's got all sorts, heads up display, cruise, adaptive LED head lights which are automatic, auto wipers, automatic high beam control, lane departure warning systems, rear vehicle monitoring, cross path detection for reversing out of parking spaces, 11 speaker Bose sound system, all sorts of shit. But best of all. It has a wide angle reversing camera so I can see the look on kids faces when I run them over. Quite like it really, and because I'm a manager now I get to keep it for a while and no test drives. Woo!!!

Probably why you got rinsed by my fag packet Mk2

Look at me and my Mk2. Saw it on Facebook, immediately got on a train to London.

If you can't trust the people who work for you to run the place whilst you're off... Fire the c**ts.

Frananananananana

Isn't a Westy a small rodent like dog?

I didn't. That was this afternoons work. Mk2's are so unbelievably easy to work on, it's great.

Bled the brakes like a pro. Went for a drive. Discovered that in a straight line at least the Golf is inseparable from Prawn's A3. Further investigation required. Car feels lovely, brakes are working well, power is good, suspension feels as good as you'd expect it to, no knocks, no bangs, no rattles. Can't complain really. Took this apart. Got a bit strippy strippy. I've got to collect some carbon door cards off Jamie as previously mentioned. Need to buy some bolts for the bollock straps. Need to relocate the snaphook eye for one of the harness mount points. But apart from that, it's good enough for agriculture and it's not boring.

Cannot wait to absolutely can you in a POS £1500 Mk2 Golf and send you home in tears wishing you'd just bought a Mk1 MX5.

Don't buy a f**king Kia.

This IS Jason Dilworth. http://youtu.be/VhqA5dAhSXw

Hilariously, yes!

Brakes.

S3. 330's are for faggots who think they own a fast car.

Umm, me when I bought my clocked 205?

Thanks for your opinion.

How many gearboxes have you done? How many CV joints have you done? How many have I done? Sit down.

And like f**k anybody is driving mine now it's mapped.

In

Literally love this country. I'd move here tomorrow.

Lads a legend. Absolutely leggggandary. Back to vodka coke and protitutes. Talk tomorrow. Dxx

I've watched Barca absolutely smash it, won 500 and got noshed off by an Estonian stripper. fanny or not, f**king YOLO.