Pashley26

Huge play on words. I thought it would appeal to the more mature and we'll educated within this community.

He means I look like Plan B after the aforementioned intoxicants.

This. There has never been a better description of the subtle differences between Prawn and myself.

f**k it, pukka up.

Xxx. *f**k you, this is the angry thread not the kiss and make up thread. Bums about your BM.

Thanks for your over dramatic reply, as per my previous response it was an unfortunate case of the standard Android copy and paste deleting your entire sentence. Why does a chrome do that? That angers me. Let's have another edit to acknowledge your edit. Acknowledged.

My copy deleted all of my post. See it re-edited.

As JD said, Prawn didn't buy £800 worth of car wax. I did. I want to use this somewhere, it's so good. I came in here looking for something to use it on. But failed.

I went to some Christmas dinner dance last night, got totally wankered. Drunk a double of every whiskey the hotel had, stole a Christmas tree, had a fight, had my first smoke in months. Had a really good night. Just decided to get out of bed, bacon sandwiches and then car cleaning. What a weekend.

On the flip side of this as well, I remember when I was with Lou she had a dog. And I hated that dog for the four years I was with her, because it was her and her ex's dog. On our first Christmas together I wasn't able to come and see her because the trains were down due to snow. So we agrred to spend it apart. She spent her Christmas walking the dog with her ex boyfriend. Not cool. The next time I did see her and the dog the dog ran up to the front door, saw me and sniffed me then walked off, and she said "I know mate, he's not your daddy is he." I still remember that throw away comment, from four years ago. And it always upset me and really impacted on our relationship, I never got over it. She would get constant texts and phone calls from her ex asking about that f**king dog. I have promised myself that if I ever see him I will break his face, because he ruined my relationship. Along with her shit attitude about it. So it isn't all fun and games, having baggage from a relationship. I am sure she does feel the same way, and I am sure that when she spends time with the dog a piece of her is reminded of you. It's shit mate. I feel for you.

My first girlfriend was amazing. Was with her for there years. Moved away and split up with her, she cried I didn't. Three weeks later she turned up at my work with a Boots carrier bag which had a packet of chocolate eclairs in it and a tub of hair gel. She gave me the bag, told me she was sad and then left. f**king mental case.

This. Go get your woman back, or you will regret it forever.

Great wax for this time of year, good show. A really good way to get a little more gloss from 915 is to melt half a tin, and mix in a 1/4 tin of HD. It's awesome blended. How did you apply, hand foam applicator?

Autoglym HD?

Mega lols. I miss racebrakes, these used to genuine destroy your face. And wheels. Mintex M1177 race pads, stupid for road use. Won't post a video, wtf?

iPad for the woman. Morrissey autobiography and a jumper for my stepdad. New microwave and Channel Crystal for my mum. Christmas, done.

K20A?

When I split up with Lou after living with her for 4 years it was terrible, living in the same house as her for 6 weeks. Literally the most uncomfortable and hateful thing in the world. I f**king hated her 6 days a week, then one day everything would be fine and she was spot on, and I would forget that all week we had been wanting to kill each other. And with that experience, I can only suggest you kill it off as quickly as possible and go find yourself a rebound. Which sounds like a dickhead lad thing to say, but it's the only way. As soon as you start to question a relationship it's time to go, because that doubt will never go. Postponing a break up is mental, as you know. It just gives more time to regret it and get back together. I feel for you Matt, I've been there and it isn't nice. Man hugs.

I miss this one so much.

This thread is the best.

I used to love this thread.

Eeeee x cited. Sent off an enquiry about a really really really really nice Edition One G60 today, which would make me very happy.

Yep It just makes me happy, I like it.

That's how a £800 wax beads.

Because it's a dirty, heavy, understeering, non-turbo and very expensive to tune V6. Buy an S3 for the same money, stage 1 map it, 300Bhp. Done.