Pashley26

Regularly checking your insurance actually lowers your credit ratings. I discovered the the hard way. I have over 300 credit searches on my history. All from comparison sites.

Word. I remember when I used to pay in excess of £120 a week to insure my old cars, seems mental looking back. At least I wasn't driving anything shocking.

Why are you having your driving tracked?

Probably fancies him, have you seen Matt? He's got a very versatile face.

I also find this an incredible piece of work -

Some people often ask me how I feel about reading. It's ok, but the parking is a nightmare. See what I did there.

I really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. f**king hate Christmas. I'm not religious. I don't give a shit about religion. None of my family are religious. I hate everyone, especially my family so I have no interest in spending time with them. What I want to do is just carry on with my normal life. However; all of my friends are celebrating Christmas shit. Prawns in Plymouth, can't see him. Girlfriends out with her family doing Christmas shit. Cant see her. My dad's a fanny. My sister's a wanker. My parents insist on watching Christmas films and trying to get me involved. It gives people at work a reason to not actually do their f**king job, and generally take the piss. Because it's Christmas. The weather is shit. The jet wash is shut so I can't go and clean my car. Shops are shut so I can't spend money. eBay prices are through the roof so it doesn't make sense to buy online. What's the point in it? To make up for the fact that you are never nice to your family? To buy presents to show your appreciation for people? How fickle. I just hate it. Pussy.

Why would you even argue with me. Why doesn't Matt go into the police station and ask if there is any trace on his car or previous crime history. For two reasons. Number one, it blows your BS theory out the water if there isn't. And two, if there is he can address the situation. I think, chances are.... The 5-0 just saw a young lad in a 3L Capri and thought the two didn't add up, so they tailed him whilst they did an insurance and ownership check, then realised he is legit and f**ked off. Probably nothing more serious than that.

And to help light your way as you stab through the dark suggesting a million things... Mark, go and unplug the MAF sensor and take it for a drive. This will return the vehicle to a safe preset of fueling tables and will isolate the MAF sensor (most likely cause) as the issue, or remove it from the investigation.

She doesn't. The flag is linked with DVLA as part of the ANPR, the flag becomes redundant with an ownership changes but stays in the record of the car. So the only way a passing panda car could know is if they manually searched for the history of that vehicle. It doesn't auto pop up with a flag for that vehicle, it shows within background notes and to a passing officer it would be recorded as a clean car. I know this, because I took a car in part exchange which was once targeted in part of an organised crime investigation, that and my company is always buying auction cars with previous history. It's one of the checks and reversals we have to do regularly. The police are not allowed to use those records as part of the data protection act, for the car to be flagged the owner will have to be part of the investigation. If the owner changed then the police would have to reinstate the investigation on the vehicle or provide evidence of an ongoing criminal contact to maintain the flag.

Not true.

I saw a HUGE billboard on the M27 on Sunday. It said, in almighty words. "PUSSY" "It's outrageous."

Please continue.

Maybe sit the next one out.

Mike is NOT a troll.

They've been giving kids spotted dick for pudding in school for ages. True story.

Trolled.

The interior sensors and the tow away/anti lift buttons are there, however they only turn off the interior sensors. Not the boot hatch security. The issue I was having was that the boot hatch was saying it was shut, and it was locking and alarming the car, then as the voltage changed it was saying it was open. Or vise versa. f**king wank design if you ask me.

Audi's are literally the biggest handful of monkey spunk ever. Last night I went to bed early, there was a howling storm going on outside and it was chucking it down. Last night the microswitch in the boot of my Audi decided it might like to have a rest. Obviously being a quality vehicle it auto relocks after twenty minutes, what a great convenience system. Until the rear wiper mech famously breaks apart and FILLS the entire boot membrane with water, along with all of the electrical contents of the boot which controls the rear convenience systems, the brake lights, the sound system etc etc...Oh, and obviously triggering the "oh shit somebody is entering my boot! Must be a thief, ALARMS!!!!" I only discovered this when I removed the rear boot card and a couple of gallons of stale, filthy water showered all over me and the contents of my boot. So I spent last night unlocking my car, waiting twenty minutes for it to relock, then unlocking it, waiting twenty minutes for the relock and alarm and then reunlocking it. Wash rinse and repeat that for 2 hours. So I decided to disconnect the battery, having googled for an alarm fuse I discovered there isn't one. Unplug the battery, manually lock the drivers door. Wait twenty minutes. Sirens again. It's got a f**king secondary power source for the alarm. Reconnect the battery, (all in the pissing rain, soaked through to the skin. Lost all my interior convenience settings, no up and down Windows, no follow home lighting, no two click passenger unlock. Nothing... f**k this. Slept in the car with it unlocked and the key jammed in the unlock button. It got to 5AM, I decided f**k this shit and drove to the Shell station to look at it in the light. I couldn't find the microswitch ANYWHERE to tell the car that the boot was shut. Literally couldn't find it. I pulled more of the boot plastics off and found it is integral to the boot latch and there is a loom splitter half way up the rear glass plastics. Unplugged it, wahooooo boot is showing as permanently shut. No more alarm. What. A. fanny.

I miss OBM. Where did he go?

There is a large difference between Cleric and I. I do it for shits and giggles, but inside I'm a lovely social guy who everyone loves. Cleric's on crack.

I'm just trolling. But the above is a true story.

Nearly. Nobody died. Last time my dad was in a car crash two of his friends died and he cut off his thumb. Didn't turn him into a virgin.

Like who?