Pashley26

Gas Monkey.

It's not a junction, it's a 30 sign. *I had my foot planted and changed gear one handed about one second after this picture as well.

Girlfriend is at the cinema , suns out and I've got today's Kisstory on the radio. Be rude not to show the A30 some BOOOOST!

This truly is the best thing on the internet. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ

I was the area rep for the south west at the time...arse lick engaged. They really don't like 1.8t's or Audis in general and refused to believe that a 1.8t was quicker than a F4R. I just couldn't be a part of it when I learnt that.

I f**king hated CS, the trophy register is a MUCH better forum. Every fanny on CS thinks they are gods gift to driving. A bit like the GTI-6OC.

Shitty death that looks better! The day I bought it... Today.

They are all like it. The HDR accentuates it, but Clios have plastic wings and are ALWAYS a different shade. I wasn't conscious at the time. Apparently I said "no I can't! It's dirty!" Followed by "nobody ever died from oral." That's the point she woke me up at.

This morning I had a dream about getting a blowjob from a prostitute in the cinema. Missus was NOT impressed.

Went out for a drive with Prawn last night in the S. Upset a 911 turbo quite a lot, thrashed the tits off it and all is good. Door pods are going black today...

Better than that French clutter

Wellll, we have similar cars, share the same group of friends, live thirty seconds from each other and frequent the same forums. But just because my car has the same wheels as his and is a dark colour, it's a big jump to assume we are the same person. I don't think everybody who is 6ft2, white, reasonably built and drives an Audi with S4 wheels is called Nick. Even though it's about the same connection that Prawn and I have. I certainly wouldn't walk up to somebody in a petrol station and ask them if they were called Skoze off TF if they were a 90's boyband look alike driving a black Capri.

I had some bloke in a petrol station come over to me in the old A3..."you're Prawn off ASN aren't you?" "Nope, I'm Jardo." "Oh" Walked off... FFS.

Most certainly. I would go over it with a hair dryer on high heat at low speed. If that doesn't cut it step up to a heat gun on low. Leather shrinks when it's hot, quite commonly used by mobile repair vans. It can discolour it is you use too much heat. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AI20zJRFedk

I can see how to the untrained eye on the internet we could easily be mixed up as the same person/being in a same sex relationship.

I can see now, only because I am storing up petrol so I can drive my car furiously on Sundays. MPG is boss.

That's why they are coming off, it annoys me so much. Thanks for the lovely comments, I know it gets a bit boring after a while but hopefully this will be a nice quick project. Increasing the MPG is immense, thank f**k for cruise control! Feel free to come my way and I will happily machine polish the Capri.

What a day!!! I have earned this... So I have been getting very concerned about my fuel consumption, 28mpg just isn't cutting it. I do 80 miles a day to work and back, six days a week. 80x6 = 480 a week. x 52= 24,960 a year just in commuting. 2080 miles a month. 2080/28mpg is 74 gallons. X 4.5 to the gallon, is 334 litres. X1.4 for a Power is £468 a month in fuel. Sodding ludicrous! So I have spent the day experimenting. And win the cruise control at 62mph, if I add an extra half an hour onto my work commute down the M3 I can average... £160 a month fuel saving, for three hours of my time. That's almost as much as I get paid for a days work! So I'm very happy with that, the MPG is very good for what it is. That said, I am a very good Eco driver. So, boring stuff out the way. Today is my first day off since getting the S, and it's about time I put my mark on it. Or more, got somebody else's off of it. So, I iron-x'd it. Clayed it. Machine polished it with fast cut. Machine polished it with Autoglym intensive. Hand waxed it with Dark Angel and then sealed it. Whoop. This took a lot longer than I wanted it to. But it was getting there. One side at a time. Eventually it started to look deep and blue, like minge should. Used up the last of the pad polishing the wheel faces. This was a fantastic idea. Then I decided, "do you know what has no place in 2014's modern society? ****ing purple window tints. That's what!" This was a hugely costly, time consuming and idiotic error. What a pain in the arse. In the end I got my steamer out the hair dryer just wasn't doing it. Then we were on a roll...no pun intended. Film was off, shame about the glue... So in the back I go with white spirit and a Stanley blade. Good job I don't really like the seats... Luckily the back window came off easy enough, not... White spirit was my friend here. After about two hours.. Working away... Then a I hoovered it, steam cleaned it steamed the seats and dried them with the heat gun to remove any sagging, dyed the carpets, stained the dash and sealed it all up. Then I shaved the seats, which was fun. Made a huge difference! So I took some pictures. Now, I'm f**king knackered!

I had Hockenheim's on my Mk2 Golf. Also loved them.

Oh don't worry I will. Needs to be crinkle black and OEM.

Real men don't use exhaust gaskets. - I had work do an oil flush on it today, flushed with additives and refilled then flushed with flushing fluid and filled with a special additive and some slightly thicker oil for summer. She really purrs now, sounds just as healthy as my last one did after a head rebuild. Here is a picture of the engine bay to celebrate. And a video. It's so loud. And slow. http://youtu.be/eE0g-gmTFCQ I chose a wheel colour for the refurb today, slightly darker than the standard S4 colour, but I think it will really suit the minge blue. The tints will have to come off though so it doesn't look too chav tats tic.

There aren't enough pictures in here. I was quite pleased with myself, swapped the pads over all on my own without even asking Prawn a thing. I'm basically a pro. Ordered a simple boost pressure switch for the meth, I really cannot be bothered with a complicated controller. I have a green LED in the dash, nicely mounted next to the stereo surround. So I want to get that wired to the switch. Obviously it will be Prawn that does that, we all know I am incapable of playing with wires. Also, can we please stop listing nice shiny things on USRT, I would have purchase a roll centre correction kit last night if they were available yet. And I want a liquid.

I will meet anywhere within a 10 mile radius of Basingstoke, Englefield Green or Eastleigh. Take your pick. Any more than that will cost me a tank of fuel each way. I organised the first TF car meet back in 2008. Then wrote off my 220 turbo two days before.

Prawn, Adam and anyone else interested. I really want to enter a times sprint day in the S, is anybody doing anything over the coming months?

Fitted a new set of DS2500's today, bed them in Brakes are fantastic now. f**k driving one of these on 312's. Prawn took the car for a drive, used a gallon of my fuel in 14 miles. C unit. I think he likes it. He needs training in driving an S3, he found flooring it at the corner entry slightly odd but pleasing. "Genuinely incredible" was the phrase he used. Ordered a boost switch for the meth, so it is just on or off and not progressive. Enjoyable.