Pashley26

Won't make it to what? Broadmoor?

I think that actually 100% of people in your presence have experienced very strange and unusual things. Get the hints...you're the "thing." I think that actually 100% of people in your presence have experienced very strange and unusual things. Get the hints...you're the "thing." Meows

I will, I'll probably forget about you right I til that pic that I see you on crime watch being hunted because you've molested a child. I know my missus isn't having sex with massive Australian cock right now, because unlike your parents who don't love you, she just Facetime'd me to make sure I had a good time tonight and to tell me she loved me. You in the other hand will probably have a wank into a sock and go to sleep. Or will you have a wank? Maybe your atoms will collide with the bullshit that comes out of your mouth and you'll exlode in a ball of fire from all the friction. I can't wait to see if you last the night. *edit edit. Also by your logic she wouldn't be jumping, she'd be hand standing. Because of her atoms she would be walking in the ceiling. Marry me. I'll be your OnzaBoy. It's legal now, and we're only atoms after all.

If you are looking for f**k of Jardo, it's in your mum's liver. Because that's how deep my penis goes. My senses tell me that a body called Dave had parents who didn't love them. That's the most boring name ever, they might as well have called you block. PS, I'm actually your father.

Yeah well you did a had arsed job. Get it there now and fix them. I tried to donate to an Ebola charity today on my new laptop, but my anti virus blocked t. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Dave's a cu*t and tramps have no shoes. I'm absolutely f**king shit faced and my sentenced STILL make more sense than yours. Bridges ARE real.

I need to copy my PSX Bios from my Downloads folder into what would have previously been....Library/Application Support/PCSXReARMed/BIOSDIRECT/

Why are MacBooks so f**king annoying to do anything on. First time I've used OSX; I used to be pretty good with Mac's I'd say. This is literally like me using an actual rain mac to do actual computing things. Trying to get RetroArch installed and running on it; but OSX won't let you see your library without other software. What sort of fanny made this shit up?

f**k her right in the pussy.

Who actually collected all the Emeralds in Sonic?

Yeah, I went to one. Bonus points for you.

Totally boring. They got boring after number 2. I'd rather watch a monkey riding a pig.

f**k sake, why are "people like me" so thick.

Why don't you "pick up the shovel" and jump off a bridge? For full enlightenment of cause. Just a thought.

I'm a dick who's going to Turin for a week in Feb because I've got the second best customer satisfaction score for the last year in the country. Bazinga trumpet blowing.

I do it now with new Fiats. Customer picks it up, drives it like miss daisy even though I've told them to thrash it from day one, they bring it in a few weeks later saying it's slow as f**k and shit on fuel, you take them out and thrash the shit out of it then hand them the keys and they go away wondering WTF just happened.

Lots of posts in the Happy Thread today from me. I think I am just really happy at the moment? I went to London this morning to pick up the mother of all MacBooks. I wanted a MacBook Pro, didn't want to spend £1300 for the spec I wanted, didn't like the lmetal case and wanted an acrylic style Unibody one, and I didn't see the sense in buying a new Pro when I could have as much fun buying a 10 model and upgrading it. Then...I saw it. EXACTLY what I wanted, ready built, on eBay and only an hour away for collection and 14 minutes left till auction end. From a professional Apple MacBook refurbishment company, with a 12 month warranty and all the upgrades. I whacked in my best bid, went for a walk without any phones to check up and came back 20 minutes later. Gotcha!!!! A fully restored, mentally upgraded A1342 with a 500GB SSD upgrade, 8GB of RAM and most important of all an Nvidia graphics card upgrade running Maverick. This made me VERY happy. I went into town today and picked up a second PS3 controller, and spent the afternoon playing Sonic 3 mirrored onto my TV with my mum. Which was nice, because she is a legend and I don't get to spend time with her that often. Spent an hour Facetiming Wonder Woman in Oz. She's doing great. And my ankle swelling has dropped.

I find this all incredibly odd. Some of the absolute best cars I have ever purchased have been £500 or less. Audi Coupe. Mechanically faultless. B3 Passat TDI. Mechanically faultless. Visually challenged. SAAB 99. Mechanically faultless. Volkswagen Polo. Mechanically faultless. Mk1 Ford Fiesta. Mechanically faultless. I don't understand how people buy absolute shitters, surely if you don't have the know how to buy a used car and condition check it adequately you pay for an independent used car inspection then you buy something with a warranty. Yeah yeah yeah, everything I have is better than everyone else's. Yeah yeah yeah. I've had 45+ cars, and I have NEVER had a car break down on me and be unfixable. I've NEVER had a car cost me more than £350 (clutch on the S3 which was factored in and known at purchase) in being broken. And I am an absolute badger. The whole thing just pisses me off, because with a logical mind and just the sightest mechanical know how it is so easy to be certain of a cars soundness. And if you aren't, pay somebody that is to do it for you. I think the problem is convenience and laziness. People see a car, they like it, they assume, they buy based on instinct and presumption. Then it bites them in the ass. Not aimed at anyone, before anybody takes offence.

I was totally expecting to get shot down when I saw you had posted! Tights are alright, I go out in my 2XU tights sometimes. But my leg hairs poke through and I look a bit weird. But then I remember I am running in tights. - I just accidentally the mother of all unibody MacBooks. On the way to London to collect.

Because when you exercise you tend to not want to do it in all weathers for fear of wetness, coldness, man-up-ness and other reasons, so if you are able to wear clothing that will help you regulate the same temperature in as many varying conditions as possible you'll be more inclined to actually do some exercise rather than stay at home and have a wank. So you buy a light weight, reasonably wind proof, reasonably waterproof jacket, and then when the weather gets a bit crap (see, what's outside right now) you can just chuck a jacket on and still enjoy your run. Or if it is looking like the weather is going to change, you fold it into it's pocket and pack it down, strap it round you and off you go. An almost certain way of ensuring that it won't rain. Most waterproof and windproof jackets that don't weigh a ton that you could repeatedly exercise in usually cost £100. I think we can all agree on that. Because a "running jacket" only needs to keep the wind and rain off you whilst being a bit breathable and doesn't need all the insulation to keep a resting body warm the price is considerably less. These jackets were about £30 a piece, and are MUCH better suited to exercise than anything else I know of for that money. It's a pretty f**king retarded question Dan, like asking why swimmers wear swimwear not their underwear.

I had this one in blue - http://www.minidisc.org/part_Sony_MZ-R900.html Because of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM#t=80

Did anybody have a Sony Minidisc player with an optical cable? LOLS.

I'm so glad that we have been successfully making daily progress into space travel, and constantly push the boundaries of our environmental confinements to discover where we came from. Hopefully one day our understanding will become so advanced that I'll be able to jump on a space ship, and travel millions of miles away from the sort of person that writes an article like this - http://www.theverge.com/2014/11/13/7213819/your-bowling-shirt-is-holding-back-progress Surely I'm not the only person who thinks that the writer of this article and the people who are allowing themselves to be offended by a shirt are the ones ostracizing themselves with their petulant whining and keeping us in the dark ages? All the while Mr Space-bitch-bowling-shirt has been making more of a contribution to the world in his daily living than most people will in their entire life. [/rant]

Woman says yes to the French Bulldog. Just got a Facetime from Oz, basically told her that I was going to have one by the time she got back and she was all sad that she wouldn't get to be there when he came home. And another running jacket turned up today. Gangster. As. f**k. Just want my mother f**king ankle to be back to strength now so I can RUNNNN FOREST RUNNNNNN.

Mother f**king outbid by a couple of quid. Mother f**ker.