Pashley26

I'd rather f**k a koala than my Mrs; your point? Go buy this Dan, you'll get pussy on tap then. http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/bmw/e46-m3-00-06/bmw-m3-2003/3168875

Maybe you should try driving a less faggoty car then you'd get it all the time, German ones work pretty well. And Panda's work pretty good too.

Nahh, it comes back on if you flick it haha! I text the new owner saying the LED hadn't fired up, and he said 'yeah I pulled over to take a picture and it was out, I flicked it and it's working. I think it likes me.'

Sold to a REALLY nice bloke, who paid proper money for it, that is really going to love it and is only going to use it for track days. Really really happy.

So today my girlfriend went to the Koala Sanctuary in Brisbane. She fed some Kangaroo's. She cuddled a Koala. I don't know why this makes me happy, it's the first time I've looked at pictures of things that she's done and it's made me feel happy for her. But for some reason seeing her with animals made me happy, where as just seeing generic pictures of her on a beach just don't seem to interest me. So that's in the happy thread now.

The content of the joke was unsuccessful but the joke itself was indeed successful.

I've had the same thing; she's using you. She is using you as an emotional and social leaning post but she isn't really into you, I promise you if you distance yourself from her even slightly or start to hang out with other girls she will turn every flavour of crazy. If you want to do that or not it's up to you, but I've had girls treat me in exactly the same way. Uncommitted to me, more interested in other guys but happy to let me finger blast them when the time suits them (usually in exchange for a lift somewhere, buying them lunch/something they've wanted), treating me like a possession and a toy. It's not healthy. Maybe I've jumped to conclusions, but I don't think I'm the only one who will say that. Sounds pretty lame for you

But why would she be sending you pictures of her body if she wasn't attention seeking? Seems to me like she's leeching onto you. Have you had sex with her?

*to.

Is this a teenagers thing? I was incredibly autistic as a child, and my mum had to sell her business, remortgage her home and give up work just to get me an official statement and into the correct education system. That's not a black cat thing, it's just a fact. Because it seems that some c**ts can reach into their pocket and find a snotty tissue they weren't expecting; and BANG. They're ''depressed''. I'd bet that 99% of ''depressed'' people haven't got f**k all to be depressed about other than their own attention seeking stupidity. I don't know a single person with depression, but I have friends in scummy circles who seem to all have depression one week then they forget about it and remanufacture it as an excuse for something else a month or two down the line. When actually they're just having a bad time and need to chin up and accept that life isn't given to you on a plate. Maybe it's my autistic nature and inability to show any empathy to anybody that's making me say this; but it is something that concerns me. Because all of these people crying wolf about being depressed may one day realise that people who are actually depressed don't put themselves in situations where they have to tell everyone they're depressed. But then there are some people who genuinely deserve to be depressed...But they just don't bleat on about it like it's fashionable, because they're ashamed of whatever their depression is. My advice to you; f**k her off out the picture before you get infected with self manufactured misery too.

So the guy who viewed my S3 on Tuesday didn't bid on it because his wife went into labour on Wednesday in the early hours of the morning. He's offered me £4000. He's picking it up tomorrow night and the winner on eBay can do one, because he wants me to keep it for him to "view it", but you bid to buy not to view.

The tree itself isn't sideways, your inability to use technology is what's off the mark.

I like it.

So the S3 buyer has made contact, seems like a pretty reasonable bloke. Coming down from Hull next Wednesday afternoon. So I took the S to the Polish valeters. Dirty bitch.

Exactly, the sooner it isn't on my drive the sooner I can't spend money on it.

Things change quite quickly when you're looking at buying houses. Over the last week I've wanted absolutely nothing more than to buy a house, it's been all consuming. Taking £500 less to get the money in my bank? No brainer for me. I'll save £500 by selling it now and driving the Panda for two or three months.

I'm really NOT bored of the S3. Well, it's sold to the guy who came to look at it the other day. Looks like somebody retracted their bid in the last few minutes, which is a shame because it was up to £3700. Sold for £3500, which is a bit of a kick in the balls but it does give me just about enough money to get where I need to be financially. Fingers crossed for stage 2 of the plan.

Fifteen minutes.

I've had two people view the S3, one of which is currently the high bidder at £3500, and has 100% positive feedback and has bought and sold lots of cars on eBay since 2003, and another who offered a bit more but I wouldn't sell it for less than £4300 outside of the auction. Sad, but glad it might be going. It'll be a financial burden I'm looking forward to replacing.

That looks like something that would come out of Katy Price's arsehole.

Letting me know what exactly? Do you behave this way in the real world?

Or, why don't you f**k off you crack smoking c*nt. Nobody likes you? Why do you even come on here?

Smics. If you say it, it's almost as good a word as rarb.

Meh, my IC has been held in by only the pipes for all of time.

Like f**king busses those things.