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lol, nobhead. Just spotted an E30 M3 on the M3. Little things...

Woman wanted one, or a new Discovery this came in at work cheap so I bought it. Hugely unimpressed with it, it looks great but it's total turd to drive. So twitchy and the suspension is rock hard, I think she will stick to her Beetle and order a Disco when the new one is launched. I picked it up a week ago, work kicked off about it when they realised what it was actually worth. They might just let me give it back if I pay a months worth of depreciation. I haven't paid them in full yet because I've been waiting for her money to transfer. I honestly prefer driving the Panda, it's just better in every way other than looks.

Do you want to buy an A1? 11k to you. 12,000 miles, 1.6d S-Line with nav, B&O and lights and vision pack.

I couldn't live without an Audi, so this happened. I already hate it. It's actually horrible. Panda however, is amazing.

Because the Porsche calipers are shit. £400 for a brake upgrade as good as the LCR's is laughably cheap.

The M26 would be a fantastic motorway, fast flowing, scenic, well serviced and well maintained. If it wasn't for the obnoxious French c**ts that are incapable of driving properly.

I picked this up as a gift for a friend - http://www.henrycarroll.co.uk/books/ Gave it to them for Christmas, then gave it back to me today and asked me if I'd read it. I hadn't, so I did. f**k me, that is the best guide to the basics of how to take a picture I have ever read. Hugely recommended to anybody on here, I think it's available online too.

The consideration of her doing anything whilst she is away hasn't even entered my mind, Trials-Forum seems obsessed with it. Probably says more about you guys than me. I came on this morning to apologize because I wrote that last night after two bottles of wine, but I read your reply and thought better of it. I've never fingered a girl on public transport, but I did once trip up getting on a train and instinctively reached out and grab a woman's boobs. She seemed to think it was intentional.

Nope, she's currently on a bus to Sydney. And has been for the last 7 hours. I didn't know you could get a degree in being a twat, congratulations.

You got me before I edited. f**king Huddersfield? Is that a bedside table that's on?

f**king Huddersfield?

Haha. So I can't log into iTunes. The guy from Apple Support chat was just chatting to me to pass the time because I had to wait five minutes for a support pin to generate and he needed to elevate my issue to a senior advisor. He asked me how Christmas was and he hoped I spent it with loved ones. A bit odd, but ho hum might as well chat to the stranger about my Christmas. So I told him. I think I just got agony aunt-ed by Apple Support? So I said, 'is that to fix the girlfriend issue, or the iTunes log in.' He said 'I'm sorry Sir, I need to elevate your iTunes log in to a senior advisor.' He's clearly giving me life advice, legend.

They seem so to go pretty well, the guy my dad did the swap for had an ABF in one and it was great. My mate Phil is the man to speak to, Google Miller Motor Services in Tavistock. He specializes in T25 conversions.

Prawn and Robin are you best bet if I'm honest. My dad put one laid down under a T25 once, but it was just a 1.8 not a turbo.

People have mounted them all the way up to 40* in VW busses and things, I don't know what they are supposed to be but I would assume they can be sat at quite a wide range of angles?

Planning a cross Europe road trip next year with my girlfriend, most exciting.

Urban Outfitters are starting to push Lomography, so there is lots of really cool camera apparel in store at the moment. I picked up this cracking shirt today for a tenner... Just as a heads up it anybody wants to do a little sale shopping.

I mentioned it to her, she said 'why do all of your friends want to have sex with me, I'm a saggy old woman for f**k sake.'

Sometimes. As usual being an absolute trouble maker. We've already sellotaped cotton wool to the end, lit it and fired it at a Christmas pudding soaked in warm brandy.

I may well hate Christmas but I still subject myself to it every year so my mum doesn't get the hump.

People in glass houses and all that jazz.

I just tried to call and didn't get a reply, I assume your mum must be busy wrapping your presents? Bazinga.

Haha 'claiming'. You absolute willy.

No. What sort of f**king virgin is personally happy at the thought of other peoples happiness? It's not Disney FFS.

Christmas is f**king bullshit. Things that annoy me about Christmas... People spend all year avoiding their family, arguing, mugging each other off and generally being c**ts to each other. Then Christmas comes and everybody has to put on this retarded facade about how much they love each other. Why not just be nice all year round? Christmas is all about the children is it? About the f**king children?! Why not bring a child up in a way that Christmas isn't a commercialised gift giving f**k fest, why not remove all the retail experience and gift giving bollocks and make it a day about charity? Or giving to others in a non-monetary way? That's the real 'spirit of Christmas' in my mind. Shopping. I love shopping, I love shopping so much. And I have no problems with the prices of anything in the shops. But I spend less money at this time of year because I don't actually want to go shopping because it's SO f**king stressful having to dart around phuckwhits who are dithering around incapable of doing anything in a concise manner. I'm not actually religious. I swear public holidays are the only reason that the UK is supposed to be a Christian adopted country. It gives everybody some sort of half arsed excuse to be lazy. Honestly, if dickheads could fly then my work would be an airport at the moment. Laziness, that's all it is. And why the f**k do Muslim's think they deserve to take time off work for Christmas and get involved? Opportunistic wankers. Let's double that up with me being vegetarian. All these people banging on about meat, butchering the cooking of all these different animals who have had shit lives just so we can cook them badly whilst having an argument with our family. The TV is absolute crap. I spent this afternoon watching 'the man who broke the Nazi's secret code' on Discovery. That's how un-christmassy I am. Wrapping presents. Whaaaat? The only good thing about Christmas is that the roads are empty on Christmas morning so you can go for a drive/run/bike ride on the road without being murdered. People in shops constantly saying 'merry Christmas' to me, I f**kING HATE CHRISTMAS f**k OFF. People don't buy cars, because 'it's Christmas.' It's just an excuse for people to forget about shit and put it off. Why the f**k do people store this Christmas shit in their houses all year round?! Who does that. It's all just a big lie, and that angers me.