Pashley26

I just purchased us cake for tomorrow.

I'm bringing some 35mm.

Yep. Cherwell valley 8AM?

So. Who is actually convoying with me? Anybody who wants to is more than welcome to stay at mine tonght.

So the 5 slat grille turned up, although it was advertised as having no secondary lights, no lower panel, no badges but also no broken clips I was pleasantly surprised to unwrap it and find all the badges, the lower panel, the secondary lights and a new set of headlight adjusters. You'll be getting positive feedback

It had the Cragga Mr Postman mix in it.

Once upon a time out very own Scientist did a fantastic mix called The Random Cat. It was immense.

Just to clear up; if Prawn doesn't say he is ABSOLUTELY doing something he's politely declining an offer.

Prawn's dead? Didn't you hear? f**king hell.

Just unplug it. It'll be fine.

I want to take the Mk2, because it will be cool. But I want to take the Panda for the lols. Hmm.

I'm conscious that I am spending a disproportionate amount of money on the Mk2. I'm also conscious that whilst I can pick up spanners and make things happen, I have all the finesse of a scouser raping a child whilst I do it. So I'm upping my game and doing some fiddle which involves thought and skill. I purchased some H1 bi-xenon projectors. And I'm going to fashion them into the light shells of my Mk2. Like this but not as shit. Hopefully; new car style lighting in an old Mk2. And it shouldn't cost me more than £25 and should take up lots of my time and teach me to be better at things. They don't really fit at the moment...

The make shift vtec is clearly when the cylinder pressures get high enough to force the piston rings to seal and you get more power

It's not going to be a race car, race cars aren't fun to drive on the road. - My projectors are here for the head lights, expect a lengthy post about those some time soon. Full polybush kit for the front end ordered, new rear beam bushes too. On the hunt for a steering wheel now.

I LOL'd. Bravo Rich, bravo...

I called someone a f**king retard on a track day, then when the session ended watched them haul themselves out of their hand control converted car and into their wheel chair. Awk.

Consider it done.

New 5 slat grille.

Walk in darling. Nah it's my mums shop.

Just for you Rich. It's here! But what colour is the dress in the bottom left?

Ha, I don't actually like hairless women. It's like f**king a child.

Stripped and re-greased the heater motor. Changed the door handles. The mechanisms were worn so you had to push the door handle in and squeeze them a couple of times to open the door. Replaced the foot rest by the throttle pedal. Then I took it out for dinner. This morning I replaced the indicator relay. All good. No I don't think it was you to be honest, might have been Mafu? Ping me some Pics and a spec if you're serious about selling, if the frame is in good condition I'd love to buy another.

Sharn, did you buy my old Pashley off me?

£7.99 is a small amount of money for the relative audience that you get. Tinder is clearly something that either works for you, or doesn't. When I first started using it I would just chat to people, then wonder why they stopped talking to me and why they'd gone silent, Then before long I just started being hilariously blunt like Dan and you get loads more hook ups and one nighters from it. Having a hairless cat is a hugely easy opener. Opening line. Send her a "moment" of my cat. She says he looks lovely, I say he I'll tell him for her. Get chatting about other shit, (she's a regular pianist.) Send a reply basically saying come over some time. And before you know it they're saying they're coming over some time this week.

My mate just put this picture on Facebook. With the caption, 'What colour is this dress?' His mum commented 'Did you actually go up to my room, get naked, take one of my dresses and then take a picture of yourself in my bedroom?'