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Whooooo !!!! HAHA, Dan S is viewing...I await "In Russia, horse rape you"

PMSL ! In that case I haven't seen the Mr Hands video then, I figured it was the equally gay "How to be hardcore" video...

I did, it was nothing short of wank.

You been speaking to Jefferson Davis Tobias ? He just said that to me on MSN...

f**king classic ! "He told the court: "I had a few beers, I went to the stable and interfered with the horse."" HAHAHA More comedy gold for anybody who can't read lots of words joined together.... "She said Le Gallais had learning difficulties and his IQ was 'very low' and his sexual desires could have stemmed from incidents in his childhood. His first attack came in October 2007 when he sneaked into the stable and used an up-turned water bucket as a stool." BAHAHAHAHAH !!!!! NEGHHHHHH !!!!!

Yeah dude, I thought it was just some story you had found and randomly posted. The fact that it's you changes things quite considerably, so it happened 3 Years ago ? You all OK now then ? *I bet you wear your Billabong hat everywhere now

No Glen, I'm just a thick shit. Edited accordingly !

Oh, as in the topic starter "Sideburns" ? *After reading the other topic he made and the topic description it appears your right Fatty ! Harsh beans mate, hope everything all clears up for you

Very random thing to make a topic about ? I appreciate the blokes a vagina but couldn't it go in the Angry Thread or something? Surely it's not all "his" fault though, it's partly the governments fault for letting immigrants in. Most people who would emigrate to a better place will come from a shit hole, so why should England lower it's standards and jeopardize it's internal safety for some ass love from another minister. It's like saying "You've f**ked up your country, so come have another cushy little life here while we try and fix it. You can do what you like because our Prisons offer better food and shelter than the street you came from, and if you do do anything really bad we'll ship you back afterwards so you can have a shave and steal another passport and come back " I f**king hate this country, I'm moving to Belgium or Sweden. This is equally interesting, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emigration - Reasons for emigrating are basically "Your countries shit, the others pretty good"

Seems a bit hypocritical after in a thread asking where you could get it from !

Ahhhh, even cooler beans ! To be honest, learning to turn is the hardest part about learning to ride. It starts off as being hard but then progression is easy (as apposed to Skiing which is the opposite!) Hope you have fun on your trips, you'll have to bring back some photo's of you with a snow burnt baby face !

I'd go for the 57 on the board you posted in your second post Tom, no need for a wide board either. The width is also taken into account when the boards get longer. Nothing will prepare you for how amazingly cool snow is, no doubt you'll crash and burn for the first few runs. But after that it'll be plain sailing ! And if you can carve properly after 3 lessons you deserve a diamond encrusted medal !

I asked for the same thing and got a "How much you going to pay me?" reply. And then it died, the thing to do is PM Jon and then ask him to do it at a price. (To which he will not reply...)

There was a thread like this a while ago IIRC, anywho ! I'd go for something around about 160, longer boards are obviously more stable shorter are more flicky and are predominantly are easier to learn on. The thing with snowboards is as soon as you learn to carve properly (and have all the basics leading up to it) it all comes a piece of piss. Although it's all down to personal preference, I used to ride a 157 and I was 6Ft and I spent a fair amount of time in Morillion (good friend owns a chalet out there) and used to get a small amount of sponsorship from Filarinski's and rode literally every other day at the Alpine Center in Soton'... I'll post a few photo's in a sec' *I can't offer any real advice on whats good at the moment though, I haven't ridden for a year or so.

I win ! Youtube Video -> ">" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350">

Haha, you sir are a legend ! These parts, should be quoted into the Buy/Sell section !

I used to be a Nokia fag (9000 series) but now I wouldn't use anything other than SE. Must be the bloke pressing the buttons.

Depends how quickly I can get a Front Mount Intercooler, MBC and Atmospheric Wastegate and then regain financial stability. I saw Nick had one today, the camera on it's bloody good !

Not bad at all that, I had a quick look around earlier at what they were. But it's above my money range ATM. I wanted something to replace my current one or to buy a cheap one so my main phone isn't getting beaten up/potentially nicked at work.

How much ?

WWJD eh...

Jolfa, now your a work slave surely you've forgotten all of these ways of making easy money ? And to be honest Wrayvon your name and address crossing out has allot to be worked on

Yeah, thats what I said first time Tom posted it.

We know.... Love you really Bos'

Right, lets leave this now. Dan has said phone him tomorrow and he will sort you out, if he dosen't sort you out or is not contactable then return and make sensible posts about it tomorrow night. END. *HAHAHA Theres me trying to be diplomatic and then pogo quotes that !