Pashley26

Unlucky dude....

Mates 21st because trials is whack.

A shags a shag but who likes f**king a fat bird ?

Yeah man, the doubly annoying thing is he's got this theory of "more if more" but it's really not in a marketing sense. It's obviously better to have one of each size of bike you carry on display clearly and well presented. But instead we have (in some cases) 12 of the same bike on display crammed into a small space. Which means there are only one or two of the 150+ bikes we've got in stock which aren't damaged. And it's SO bad when customers want to see a bike and you have to struggle and ask them to help to get a bike out, whilst mullering the down tube on the bike next doors pedals. It's been so good this last week with just me and Chris, everythings worked smoothly and efficiently and we've taken the same amount of money and done the same amount of repairs. I know that when he gets back next month I'll be doing twice the work and only adding to the clutter in the shop that I will have worked hard to clean up in the few weeks.

I WANT I WANT I WANT !!!

As I say above, I don't want to comment because I think the boss watches what I post on the internet some how. But I (and the customers) agree, but he won't let you tidy it up. Says it projects a good image to the consumer.....

I agree. I think the boss some how "watches" what I say on TF (and the internet in general ???) so I best not say to much. Some how he knew I'd said that I had one of the key's on my keyring and quoted the sentence off here to me. I was like Doesn't "bother" me because I'll say what the f**k I want but I wouldn't want him (if he is "watching") to think it's because I wouldn't tell it face to face to him. (but I do tell him, all the time) Complicated ?

Your worried about that but your looking on TUK ? I think you need a priority check.

Nice ! You haven't seen our shop, doing that would take a week +... (Recent shot of one side of the shop)

As in, drive side at 2 O'clock ?

You got it in one Cheers Inur, but don't we all try and type as though were not in NMC ? I've got the shop looking like the Ritz, all the bikes are built up and on display, workshops tidy, all repairs are done. The Cults playing and the suns shining, what could be better !

Nice one Bigman ! That Red Rangie looks lovely, and the Disco Get some more up As you say, noblies for off road MT's for during the week ! I've got to agree with you on prefering more driver based comp's too, I don't know how the range rover i'm taking will fair either ! Any experience with roof tents ? I've been offered one for £200, it's a brand new one and is the same as the ones used on th G4 challenges. Don't know how much cop they are though ?

As if I can remember that convo word for word ! Thats just the jist of it without all of his bullshit excuses.

I've done a bit of surfing, it's really good fun ! If you can balance on a trials bike you can probably surf, I picked it up quickly through snowboarding Only problem is potentious "dudes" who won't let you learn at a decent spot and having somewhere to keep/move the gear.

PR for the masses rude boy !!!!

Some geezer just came into work...With some shitty Carrera Banshe bollocks. "I bought this from you last week and...." "No you didn't" "Yes I did, what are you trying to say ?" "We don't sell Carrera" "Well, I want to speak with your manager" I walked out the back and then came back out and said "How can I help ?" "I want to speak with the manager !" "I am the manager, unless you want to come back on the 17th of March ?" "I want you to pump my fork up and fix my bike!" " "Ok, whats up with the bike ?" "The forks are soft and it creeks" *I push the BB from side to side with my foot* "Thats your problem" "Whats that ?" "Botton suspension bushes are loose, and the cranks haven't been tightened" "Well, you built it so you fix it" "No, we didn't build it. If you come back with a reciept from us then I'll happily fix it for you free of charge, or we can charge you for a bike rebuild and go through the bike greesing and tightening everything that Halfords have left loose and setting it all up. That will cost £15 ?" "Thats extortionate!" "It's normally £25, but your being a pain in the arse so I'll do it cheaper" "Ok, fine...." What the f**ks that all about !

Cheers Simps, I'll leave it a week or so and see if she contacts me. If she doesn't I'll have a word with her bloke, I know he's sound "ish" and he's said and done far worse than I have in the past so hopefully he won't kick my face off ! The worst part of it all is her mum works a few doors down from me and was one of my teachers at school, and she still thinks i'm alright and just said "boys will be boys, and girls will be over dramatic!"

Just me in "I shagged her" bullshit story. Nothing mahjong big boi, hows the thumb ?

Cheers Jason, and others. I'll chillax about it all, and make the best of whatever comes of it. Feels good to have told "someone" about it all, as apposed to doing all the groveling and backpedaling about it all.

I know, it's nearly the stupidest thing i've ever done. It just seemed "cool" at the time, but literally the second I said it I started the back peddling but unfortunately I said it within earshot of the wrong people. The guy I said it to knew there was no way I could have f**ked her because she's got a BF and she's straight as a dye, but the shit digging cocks from college were hanging about as well and escalated it. I could have easily said they were lying about it and that I didn't say anything, but two wrongs don't make a right and all I can't believe I let a a few cool points f**k up a really good friendship So no advice on what I can do to start sorting it out ?

Thing is, she's really nice. I've done well by her and she'd never do me a wrong turn, but I've f**ked shit up major style and I really need to sort things out with her. My dad thinks i'm fanny 101 because of it and he'll really give it the beans if I don't sort it with her. Also I do genuinely feel bad, when was the last time somebody told you they'd lied about shagging someone ? It's not the done thing, even if you didn't do it you don't admit to lying about it ! But I need to sort this now, I might go round her gaff tomorrow and see if theres anything I can say. Unless you geezrs' have got some advice. And cheers for being diplomatic Simps

Bahhhh ! I got really drunk the other week and told my mate that I shagged a bird who I didn't Silly thing to do but she's found out I said it and now she's not talking to me, it wouldn't really bother me but she's a really nice girl and I used to meet up with her quite allot. I explained to her on MSN and stuff and tried to phone her up the other week and said I was sorry and stuff. But she hung up then blocked me on MSN, turns out her boyfriend (I didn't know she was taken!) goes to college with the guy I blagged it too and they had a bit of a falling out about it all. She's not spoken to me for ages and I sent her a text today saying, "hope your alright, sorry for being a willy, I hope theres no hard feeling between us ? I've come clean to all the guys and said I was blagging it and I really didn't mean to offend you, I was just drunk I'd really appreciate it if you'd drop me a line to let me know your OK ? - J" She just flashed up on MSN so I opened a box and said, "Hey ! Did you get my message ?" I saw the box change across to "is typing" and then she went offline Now, what can I do to get her talking to me again ? I've done everything I can think of, and I don't want to look like a freak ! But she's been a great friend and I feel so great when I'm out and about with her, and I hate to loose that friendship. Because I'm a funny fanny I don't have a massive list of "friends" but I've got a couple of very good friends, and I'd like to class her as one. As apposed to counting my Christmas card list on one hand ! So what can I do guys ?

MADDDD !!!! Went out and did a few lanes on the way back from my sisters ! New tires make SUCH a good difference, theres a few lanes round here I couldn't do when I first got the Disco. new wheels and tires later I ate the lot of them The grip is phenomenal ! I stopped in at the Gamekeepers (local yocal pub) and there was the nicest Disco ever in the carpark It was a metallic red facelift 1, with a 4" lift, external cage, Mach 5 wheels, HD bumpers and an expedition rack on the roof. Pretty much exactly how I want mine ! A quick pint later and he's coming with me to the Winch Challenge I'm doing on Sunday. Borrowing my mates Comp Safari spec'd Rangerover to do it in, I can't wait ! Photo's WILL follow ! Winch Challenge for all of the non knowers !!! - Youtube Video -> ">" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350">

Maybe, not 100% though. I've seen the Red 90 at local meets and stuff, so it's plausible.

Just got these !!!! Fronts have 15 and 16mm's, rears are down to 10 but the spares new Now, I've read a few reviews and I'm told they wear like f**k on the road. Anybody use them ?