Pashley26

Itll be a gay Mazda thing knowing you...

It was an Alfa Iguana...

Haha, I don't know anymore. I clearly can't remember the trophy line from it hahaha !

You can pick up a brand new Phase 1.1 for £400 if you go to the right places.

I guess we'll have to stop talking about cars in the "post a photo of your car thread" then. And we'll have to make a "random small answers" thread aswell....

Bump !

Do we not have a "what are you listening too" thread that caters for this ?

lol..... I meant, the first rule of fight club is there is no fight club but I was in such a hurry to type something remotely funny I f**ked it up.

FIRST RULE, THERE IS NO FIGHT CLUB !

Your just foreign, so get off my special band wagon ! Lets get back to the smashing this dudes face in part, because I like what Prawn said.

Saabs? Have a read of this - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome It'll probably explain my abstract way of thinking and immense intelligence for what I want to know about but lack of "people skills."

Just f**k him in the ass. That's what I'd do anyway... I had an interesting time at school, and I was always the "big" lad so nobody gave me any problems. But after a few months of being the "big lad" everybody realized I was so placid they could just lay into me and get away with it. I put up with shit from people for years, verbal and physical as well as some mental torment from myself but one day I had just had enough. And this one little kid "Bert Hobbs" who had real small man syndrome laid into me one day, and there were no teachers about because we were both Seniors and were allowed out for a fag at lunch. He'd always been the tough guy at school and I didn't know wether to run or what, so I just f**ked him in the nose and really laid into him. I thought "oh f**k, I'm going to get kicked out!" and was really panicking (because I went to an EBD school, and fighting was an instant kick out/solitary). But to my surprise he didn't grass me up ! He went back and told the teachers he'd fallen down the stairs (which they believed because there's no way I'd have hit him!) and that was that. He must have told the other kids not to f**k with me because from them on nobody said a bad word about me ! EVERYBODY was my best mate and all the new kids gave me instant respect, I wish I'd have let it out earlier ! Having that one fight changed the way I was at school, and made me so much happier to be there. The School I went to was a special needs school as such, so it was very difficult living with kids who had ADHD/Violent pasts/drug habits/family problems/suicidal tendencies while I had the lesser and complete opposite Asperges Syndrome. So what I'm trying to say is, PROVE YOURSELF! If you f**k this guy up and prove that your not a push over and you'll fight for your cause you'll be treated so much better than before.

Please help ! I need to find an old Harry Enfield sktech called "poppet on a swing", which is set in the 60's and has Harry acting is a 60's play boy (as far as I can remember!) It's simply the funniest sketch I've ever seen and I saw it once on Gold and it was on youtube a while back but it's been removed Please, someone help me find it ! I've spent hours looking and now I've resorted to TF for help !

I know, because I've got the wrong number for you haha ! Sam gave it to me the other day and I took it down wrong, theres a digit missing:$ I have a bike but I don't ride anymore, lots of Ankle injuries stopped me from ever getting into trials properly. But I can do a fair bit of street riding, although I ride XC and road bikes mainly because there a bit less demanding on the joints and muscles I'd love to get back into it though, I'm going to try and step it up a bit and try getting out to a few rides

Cassette has an internal toothed ring and a smaller "cog" with a pawl system attached to it presses into the hub, allowing for smaller ratios on the rear. A flip flop is a wheel with a screw on fixed on one side and predominantly a screw on freewheel on the other so you can switch between fixed and freewheel or just swap ratios... Cassette - Flipflop - I should imagine he wants a Cassette wheel

I've got a Sagum £20 jobbie. It's really good, I've been in two car crashes with it, put the it through the tumble dryer and dropped it in the bath. It still works well and is so ugly that nobody would ever nick it. It had 4 ring tones, holds 10 texts and has an Alarm. Hope I've helped.

Nahhh, you were very impressive I'll be at the next pompey ride, sorry I missed the important one but from what I've heard it was a great ride with a good turn out. Anybody take any photos ?

Everyone was winding me up the other week trying to tell me you were actually Danny Mac', for about a minute I believed it aswell

Are you Danny Mac' ?

I'm not blaming other people for not turning up, I wasn't turning up from the start ! But if Hendrix/Mowgli/Prawn/Fatpants had of answered there phone when I tried to call them I would have stopped by on the way home to see you guys, but they didn't so I came home instead. I don't think you understand why I didn't go and where I was today I went to a car show that was about 20 miles away from Pompey', expecting to be there all day but they closed early because of the weather, I was trying to find out where you guys were riding so I could meet up.

07969886*** Is that your number ? (well, bar the last 3 digits!)

Been trying to get hold of ALL of you guys since about half 2, I finished at Beaulieu early so I had all afternoon and was REALLY close to Pompey ! Hope you all had fun, I'd have been there if you'd have answered your phone Mowglie/Prawn/Kent/Fatpants !!!

Wrong topic !

I doubt you have had this one I met up with her the other day and all is cool

Yeah, they don't have the big and small splines so they all slot in right. Because there single speed they just have a uniform spline don't they ?