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If I was a chick for the day I'd probably go and f**k Simpson.

Get em' out then, fat boy.

Quoted for irony, haha. I can't believe you just said that.... I think you meant imbecile.

Literally the best chat up line I've ever used on a repeat offender... I know this bird (no names!) who's in a relationship and stuff but loves a bit of casual sex, one day I managed to bed her after a night at the pub. Anyway, next morning was a bit awkward and she just said the usual "Yeah it was great, but it can't happen again I need to stop this shit!" Saw her in the pub again a few days later and I crept up behind her and whispered in her ear "There the whitest teeth I've ever come across !!!" She was all over me again

We've been waiting for some stationary and buisness cards at work for ages, I phoned up the company today and said; "Hi there, it's Jarrod here phoning from WInklebury Cycles. I'm phoning up to find out when our stationary will be delivered ? We were promised a delivery date of Monday but it's Friday now and we've got no stationary, Saturday is out busiest day and with no repair dockets and sales invoices we will really struggle !" The guy on the phone sounded quite young, and a bit flustered for a few seconds. Then I heard rustling paper and he said "Errrrrrrm, I don't know ummmm, I'll go find out." A few minutes later he comes back and says; "Ummmm, the guy who was supposed to do your delivery has got swine flu..." I was like "What the f**k, get a grip, pull the other one why's our stuff not here we've been waiting weeks !" Anyway, he ensured it would be delivered first thing on Monday morning. About half 5 a guy with a box walks through the door, the owner of the company himself delivered our stationary on his way home Just a random swine flu tale for you...

No no no, thats the problem ! We sell a load of bikes, the shops looking tidy and the bikes are easy to get at/view/aren't getting damaged by the one nextdoor, then a TNT lorry arrives with 50 Marins and 100 Probikes and the boss has them built up and in the shop in a couple of days !!!

...Not a word

If you quoting something to say +1 make sure it's before the post reaches a week old, because then it's just stale.

Blue smoke = oil being burnt. However in a Diesel engine thats pretty irrelevant. Have you filled up with fuel recently ? It could be shit fuel from somewhere ?

Kind of. However, (and I'm sure were not the only ones!) my bike shop has more moneys worth of stock, more bikes and accessories on display and more suppliers than Halfords do. Were massive compared to Halfords, but were in a shop half the size. Theres got to be other bike shops out there which don't quite fit that mold ?

I guess I might have jumped the gun a little :$

Can you not read Nick ? He clearly says; By the sounds of it his mates doing the work and he wants a few ideas, and questions to ask his mate. What I said is pretty much spot on for the symptom he's describing, so chill out with the flaming "just because it's Jardo". I want to write so much shit, but I'm not even going to bother because you've ALWAYS got a shitty attitude with me for some reason. Even now when I'm trying to help someone out your giving me shit, whats all that about ? I don't see you offering suggestions of the first places to look, your just trying to belittle me.

Sounds like an ECU fault to me, if it was "a circlip on the throttle cable" it wouldn't happen when it's only at idle. Does it have a knock sensor, or a CPS sensor ?

Me to, pretty rad eh' ?

Fair enough, I thought the D in CAD was for design http://www.trials-forum.co.uk/forum/index....howtopic=109401 Love you really

Isn't there a Design thread ?

A bit of Jonny Sniper ? Youtube Video -> ">" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350">

I know, it does seem a bit silly. They are probably one of the largest retailers in the uk, but I think what he was getting at is that when Halfords let a bike go out the door without a thorough PDI or somebody who knows what there doing having a go over it then they set a bad image for the rest of the trade. IE, most people think bikes then think Halfords. So if Halfords can't give a good service then a small independent bike shop surely can't ?

I know what you mean, the fish eye on everything is what annoys me....

Choarrr, I was expecting that post to be full of f**ks and testosterone !!!

I just watched a "clip" of that, and sweet jesus does he look like a gay ! Never mind bringing out a new video, why doesn't he go get a hair cut and a f**king belt?

You are right, but wrong. Halfords DO have a good range of bikes and accessories, but 7 out of 10 employees are complete f**k wits. That is fact, because they actively employ people who are a a bit dim so they can mold them to how they want the shop to run. So if you've got a shit manager (I mean, the one in Basingstoke is a f**king joke. He couldn't even spell "Cannondale" in a letter to us asking to buy a bike from us for the CTW scheme) then the employees under him will also be shit, that way nobody will threaten his position. Don't argue back that the majority of Halfords employees are good people who get trained up and shit, because there not. If Halfords employed proper salesmen and mechanics then they wouldn't have a reputation for being shit, although there are some people who work there who do know a bit about bikes and do try and do their job properly. What's the motto again, "Your not a Halfords employee until you've nicked something"? That kinda' mentality is exactly what makes everybody think Halfords suck, because if they haven't got the respect to keep the stock on the shelves as apposed to their car boots then they certainly haven't got the respect it needs to service and sell proper bicycles.

For me, thats he best "cruising" tune. When I'm just rolling around, down the beach or at a car show it's always on (or something else by Booker T). But the best DRIVING songs are Led Zeppelin tunes... Mothership is always in my CD player (when I have one), because of tunes like this. Youtube Video -> Original Video However, right now I'm listening to THIS. Which is lets face it, a f**king tune ? Youtube Video -> Original Video

He's PM'd him and he's been online (IE on here) since and hasn't responded.

I hope you die soon. Funnily enough you've done me a favor, I wanted that photo so I could put it on Facebook so it looked like I have a life. And damn your print screen on webcams, you have a generic myspace pose for me !!!