Pashley26

Thats bollocks. My mum hasn't got a single qualification, but she's still in the top 10% wage bracket average for uk earners.

I don't care for the posting more than one at once thing, I'm just in a mood to share some shit hot music. Youtube Video -> ">" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350">

Yeah, I can see what you mean. I don't want to change who I am, I just want to add something extra to my life. And if I get out there and meet new people and do new things then the chances are somebody will come my way, we all know how girls gossip and all it would take is for me to give my number to a girl who has a friend who might be interested and they'll be on the blower and down the pub in no time; with a bit of luck !

So let me get this straight, you've got two threads going saying you've got a new bike. But you haven't shown any photos or information outside of an ebay link ? Post some proper photos of the bike in your garden or something ?

Win....

See, I couldn't disagree more. Winches are good yeah, but for me part of the fun of "green laning" is knowing that you might get stuck. Also, if you know you'll have to work hard with hand winches, and shovels etc etc to get out then maybe you'll plan your course a bit more carefully and your truck' will last longer ! As Joe said though, all that goes out the window if your into winch challenges or comp's.

I haven't got a clue what you mean, however don't fit a winch to your motor. If you've got a winch *everybody* wants a tow out, and you can hardly say no can you ? Just take a hand winch, a tree saver and a snatch rope in addition to the usual axe, shovel, good towing rope, solid bar, hammer and screwdrivers.

No, your right dude. I'm just being a twat about it all, f**k knows why I even started/carried it on. It's the lack of logical and open thinking that I'm ripping others for which is stopping me from getting what I want.

Oh don't be silly Simps, you know me really. I'm alright, but sometimes I just get a bit carried away with stuff. At the moment I'm feeling hard done by on the women front and venting off a bit, it doesn't matter to me really at the end of the day I'm me and they'll either like me or they won't. Theres not anything I can/am willing to do about it. I don't want to go on about it now guys anyway, the longer I think about it the more wound up I'll get about it. And anyway, I'm sure I'm meet some fine lass down the pub tomorrow night who'll take my mind of it for a bit

Oh well, I'm sure you can understand the way I feel about it though Mark. I feel as though there's guys out there who are tools, complete jobsworths but still have great partners/women/whatever you want to call them. So why can't somebody in my position get a long term, proper partner ? I'm happy with my cars for now though, who cares if it takes a few years to find the right one; I've got the rest of my life ahead of me anyway. And I'm sure when I'm 40/50 I'll have wished I'd stuck to cars...

Nahhhh, he professes to know everything about cars. Once he had an argument with me about wether Skylines came in with Auto boxes (a fairly easy question, the sort that doesn't even need thinking about), his argument was that I was 18 and I clearly couldn't know anything about cars and he was 26 so he had to know more than me. You'd have to be a complete f**king din to put creosote in an engine, I'm fairly sure you know what creosote is ? If you saw an oil can which was clearly old, the top seal was broken on and was covered in sticky, and smelly brown stuff with "creosote" written on the side of the tub in red marker would you honestly put it in your engine ? It would be an easier mistake to make thinking cooking oil would do the job...

Whatever, I can't be bothered. One day you'll say the wrong thing at the wrong time and somebody will club you to near death and then shag you, so I guess you'll learn someday.

I'm jumping out of my own ass/self pity to say please f**k off. Your not in the TF circle enough to make immature, and just plain f**king stupid comments. Mike is sound as f**k, and says things as plain as they can be. - Sku, Match.com can eat my ass. If I'm going to meet the right woman it will be in my natural enviroment., a pub or a car show. If they're in the place I am they've *got* to have an interest in the same things as me, I just need to get out more and try to tie them down to a date and try and move things on. I can do it, I'm super confident and who cares if it goes wrong a few times. I might say something random to someone one day and it all go to plan, I'd rather have someone accept me for who I am than put up a facade. Moan over, I've manned the f**k up about it all.

Wahooo, I hope it's a green one on wide steel wheels with Simex's or Insa Special trax ?

Jimny ?

Gutted. Ok, Vitara ? Gimme' a clue?

I haven't got a massive ego at akk, I just don't like people who are shit/stupid/worth f**k all. You know the type I mean ? The other day a friend of mines BF filled his car with creosote instead of oil because it was in a GTX can (despite the fact it stank of creosote, had a paint brush on top of the can and had creosote written on it), that sort of a person.... I don't meet women that often, but I'd say I meet and chat/have a drink with 10/15 women a week. So surely a high percentage of them are potential dates/relationships/more than friends in the right circumstances ? But yeah, like you I don't want a f**king barbie doll I want a proper woman. How hard is it to find a *proper* woman, really ? Because all the ones I meet are either 30+ and married off or aren't interested in 18 year old lads. And going to your "money" thing, money isn't everything to me and I'm just not that shallow and I wouldn't want a woman who was either. I was simply mentioning the fact that it's another thing thats in my favor, surely having £290 a week after my car insurance and saving fund is something positive ? Anyway, I'm after advice not pisstaking. I know your not taking the piss, but your the kinda' person who could offer proper advice

Which means you haven't got a clue what I'm on about ? I'm querying the fact that women have no interest in me on any level higher than "friends" or "drinking buddies", yet they'll happily get into a long term relationship with a complete f**king tool who's gong nowhere in life. I haven't got a problem picking up the munters from outside liquids to get my nob wet, even Steven Hawkings could do that. I have a problem in that I want something more than just a quick shag and then forget about it, but I can't seem to find the right woman for me who is interested in me aswell. I don't think I'm setting my sights to high, I'm just looking for the female equivalent of me. If you fancy replying with some advice please do, I'd appreciate it...

I'm literally crossing every part of my body as I say this. "L....L....Lan.....Land Rover ?"

Oh f**king come on, if there's grass on the wicket lets play cricket. In second hand news - I'm really f**king lonely, I've had enough of being "single". First few months it owned, going out all the time and getting whatever I want like but now I just feel no passion. It's as though it's boring for me now, just going out and getting my nob wet doesn't cut it. I want something a bit more serious, somebody to look after and a reason to stay in at night or whatever. Downside is I'm hopeless with women, and I get really f**ked off because I know some really nice girls but they're all with guys who are complete f**king tools. Like "insert girls name here" is going out with a guy who's getting her into drugs and stuff in quite a big way, so she's got really pale skin and she's looking f**king rough. As well as loosing all of her personality and turning into a f**king pain in the ass, and whenever she sees me she's always going on about having no money and how she's not going anywhere in life and she wants to move out and stuff like that. Well why not f**k "insert his name" off out the picture, get with the guy you've known for 16 years and then you can have as much anything you want and your own flat, and whatever other shit you want. I just don't see why women find me so unattractive, I'm pretty funny, a complete gentleman, well educated, a hard worker with high aspirations, I earn loads of money and I'm not exactly ugly or deformed or anything. Yet some f**king willy who walks round in some Pyjama-esque tracksuit saying things like "Wat" and "Bruv" who does f**k all but sit round at your mums house drinking beer she's bought for him and smoking weed that his gf's EMA has paid for is marriage material f**king grrr

Ooooh, wha'dya get ? New Corsa is my bet (I have no clue at all, just a guess...)

I'll ask the hairdresser nextdoor to work on Monday for you Seriously though, why ?

No, just go. You'll never contribute anything to the site, or to anybody who frequents it any way (apart from giving me an excuse to add another 1 onto my post count). You lack the basic skills of literacy, common sense and humor to ever get on well here.

If you bobtail it and do not alter the wheel base it's a case of sharp edges for the MOT, if you DO alter the wheelbase it will need a VIC test.

It's mid-day for him, try again about 7 when he's hyped down a bit...