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I agree, "The Threads Always Getting Close Thread" is literally the funniest thing in the world !!!! (Another good idea of mine...) I love thread threads, can we have a "Show Us Your Closed Thread Thread" ?

Sweet, much like this topic which is equally pointless. You got a problem with the way the tarty site runs you hit up tarty, if you got a problem with how TF runs you hit up Danny/Tom/A Mod. say sweet f**k all because your ass will get raped if you do.

But he wouldn't, because it starts off as a bit of piss taking about the topic genre and then it will digress into personal attacks about how stupid the guy was, then he's get upset and say something back and blah blah blah... Threads like that always end ugly, history proves it.

9 out of 10 threads on TF are unnecessary, all of those threads are stupid and don't really have a place on the forum boards as threads of their own. Tarty should have been emailed, if the guy's got an idea email them. The thread about food poisoning was only ever going to get ugly, we were ripping him and he'd have got upset and kick up a fuss about it sooner or later. The one about morning wood was an easy one, it should have been in BOTI not in it's own thread. And anyway morning wood is good if your missus is into a good morning f**k [/thread]

Thank the lord !!!! Adam - Horny

Lets play a game of word association, I'll start - Rabbit

This is brilliant...

Sounds fun, I was drinking at Prawns which is why I can't remember if you were drinking or not.

I'm on it dude I really am, after my drinking session with you guys at Prawns party I feel I'll have to get in training. If it's a "are you man enough" contest between the two of us I'll get in traiining now. Can I opt for cider or are we going to be mixing it ? A Jagermeister shots game would be made of win !

I need to start getting away from the pub a bit more, I took the hours there so I could have all the social niceties of being in the pub but without drinking so much. Needless to say it didn't work !

She works at a local school as a teacher, but she works a couple of evening in the pub. And anyway, I'm the resident alcoholic !

You guys are such rapists, and I know I'll get raped if I don't post a picture and I know I'll get raped if I do... On the left, f**k knows who the one with gang green on her teeth on the right is...

Unfortunately not, all a vicious rumor. Prawn and Tori have met her, Prawn described her as "epic" but then again he gets excited about UNF...

You've seen her, and you'll meet her when you come to No Rice next No guys, no photos for you. Sorry...

Twat...Yes! Nahhh, I don't care Joe you can say what you like, I'm happy now. I've got the result I wanted so who cares how I got there, I've got myself in with a cracking woman who would seem to an outsider like yourself to be miles out of my league. Job done, now the hard work starts

Cheers Luke Joe - I don't like women, hence the normally saying I'm in a relationship or whatever. I find them a f**king pain in the ass and generally unnecessary, which is why I was so unsure about whats going on at the moment. It's not as though I'm trying to say I'm a sex god and have to turn them down for that sort of reason, I just generally don't get on with them and they don't seem to get on with me. Anzo/whatever your name is and Winnie - The reason that came up was because earlier in the evening she spoke to my friend Katie, and Katie basically told her that I was afraid of her getting with another guy and me playing second fiddle to somebody else. I thought telling Katie this was private but it appears she thought it would make her think twice about me. She knew it was something I had in the back of my mind and I guess she wanted to put it to rest. Anyway (and more importantly) I'm really happy, I feel as though I've achieved something. So f**k the piss takers, and thanks to all the people who offered advice because you've been great Going round to hers tonight, going to get a take away curry from town on the way and watch some shitty TV and chill out

Oh yeah ! Just got home Went to the fireworks last night, it was hard but I didn't text her to say I was going or anything. I found her but I hung back and stood on my own for a min' or two, she came over to me and gave me a cuddle, asked me how things were and stuff and then I went and hung out with her and her parents. Went back to the pub and played with the land lords daughter and some sparklers which was nice, then about half 11 we packed up and went back to hers. Cuddled up in bed and had a chat, the verdict was that we should keep on as we were and not rush anything. She promised me I was the only guy on the cards and that she doesn't see anybody else past a friends level and doesn't have sex with any of the guys she knows because they are just friends. I told her how I feel about her, and she told me not to say anymore and that she already knew. Then I f**ked her senseless and she gave me a lift home this morning after some breakfast I'm a happy bunny because now I know where I stand, we had a go at some of the basic issues (like age gap, and me being a retard) and none of them are a problem any more.

Well, I'm still alive. He did make an appearance last night whilst we were getting the bikes in, but he didn't say anything and just walked past with all his cronies. Cheers for the concern guys, I love you all. (Even JD!) I've been going through some tough shit the last couple of weeks (parents splitting up, women messing me around, leaving my job etc etc etc) and this thread has come up at just the right time, really cheered me up !

You guys are retards. I said don't spend more than a grand on a 1.6, because it will always play second fiddle to the 1.9. By all means spend loads of money on an immaculate GTI, I can't think of many cars I'd rather have than a sorted 205 GTI. Just don't buy the one which isn't the best ? And so you can say I'm being pedantic I'd have the 3L over a 2.8 any day, there is no replacement for displacement.

Bastards ! I went into work yesterday to quickly sort out somebody's bike and the boss said somebody had stolen the frame for the big revolving sign that we put out on the road, so it could have been him ! haha

Hmmm, thing thing to do is just do it. But when the time is right ! I can't take this any more, for the last 3 or 4 days I've been really beating myself up about this. I've never felt attached to women, usually I hate them because of their over complicated nature and all that sort of stuff. But for some reason I just can't get her out of my mind, and it's not as though she's the only woman I've been with for a while. In fact usually I turn them down or tell them I've got a girlfriend/am gay. But I just want her so badly, I'm not sure what I'll feel if she says no, which is making me want to bottle things up even more Oh f**k, i'm f**ked

You have to be referred by a customer and you also have to be an existing customer, I've referred my sister so I can't refer anybody else unfortunatly

Not really, don't bother going for second best if you plan on getting the best you can (if that makes sense...) An immaculate 1.6 will be worth considerably less than a 1.9 because it will always play second fiddle to the larger and unfortunately better car. It would be like having an immaculate but poverty spec Renault 5 Gordini, which would only ever be worth £2000 but a later 5 Turbo would be worth more because it's the better car. I've had a few pints, maybe ignore me if that doesn't make sense.

Thats because 02 are shit, I've got a sim only Vodafone with unlimited calls, texts and internet/pic messages for £10 a month. Bought a Sony Ericssson from SAinsburys for about £100 and I'm sorted