Pashley26

Honestly, WTF are you on ? Listen to me, I know ! Maybe you should learn from my mistakes, and just buy a shitter and smoke it about for a year ? My third car on the road (a months after my 17th) was a 635CSI BMW and it was the most stupid thing I ever did, I drove it like a complete fanny everywhere and generally pissed everybody off. I've had over 30 cars so far (and i'm 18...) and just wish I'd have never started buying bigger and better cars and doing them up, I really wish I'd have just stuck with my little Mk1 Fiesta and spent the money on something good. The money I spunk on cars/insurance could have quite easily sorted me the deposit on a nice little house or flat, instead I've got nothing but good memories and lots of friends with cool stories about all my "crazy" cars. Don't do it, go buy a shed and forget about it!

Encore? I hate Eminem but I'm fairly sure thats right... Have some propper slim shady yo' Youtube Video -> Original Video

It's going to be your first car ? You'll drive it like a fanny and crash it, who cares about tinted windows and "rims" ?

Honestly, how the f**k are you validated ? You can't spell for shit, and I really don't get the last bit of that post... "the only thing i owuld change would be the wheels, window tinting, convert to cd player (not really into "my car must be the bassy'st car around" sort of itnhg) and have a little tinker with the engine" WTF, so the only thing you would do to it would be change just about everything ? lol

f**k OFFF !!! Dans a cunting fanny.

Thats the shittest advice I've ever heard. Don't go buying a Saxo VTR or a Seat Leon, buy something cheap and shit because your going to crash/thrash/learn in it.

Go get yourself a 6 series BMW, you'll learn how not to drive pretty quick Nahhh seriously now, my first ever car was a Mk1 Fiesta. Classic insurance was silly cheap, a 1100 X Flow is as reliable as you'll ever get and everything on them is cheap and simple I only had mine for a couple of weeks, but it was bloody good ! Then when you get good you can put a 1600 X Flow in it and go a bit faster

I had this woman bring her bike into work the other day, and I actually promise on my foot being amputated that this is true. Her name was Athelia Buttocks, and she had a husband called Seymour ! HAHA

Oh I know him, isn't his given birth name "Ben John-Hynes" and thats just his chosen social name ?

Boil the kettle, pour it over the disc/caliper with the pads in and then go for a ride.

Who gives a shit ? (see what I did there....haha!)

I was going to mention the legality of you borrowing his post...

Post a photo or it didn't happen. True story - I once shagged a Russian girl called "Slobberon Macockuvitch".

No you don't, you only have to make one good posts that adheres to the forum guidelines. If you'd have done that in the first place then I guarantee you that you would have been validated by now and would be happily selling away in full members chat. But you didn't...

You have to become a full member to sell on the forum. Unfortunately topics like this won't help you upgrade your account (http://www.trials-forum.co.uk/index.php?act=boardrules).

I was literally talking bollocks, I mean sweet f**king jesus they are AMAZING ! I know when I'm wrong, and I know when I'm right. And this time I was very wrong...

Honestly guys ?

BUT WHOS THE f**kING DRIVER !!!! To be honest, what I meant to say was snap!

Torx bits...

lol... Thats not your van.

Do I win ? Nobody else has bothered...

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Yeah, be a bit softer on the ham wallet and she might be able to make it through the night

I know a guy in Basingstoke who does exceptional work, he can have hoodies/tee's embodied or printed up pretty cheap. He owes me a few favors, I'll let you know who he is on MSN

I know :$