Pashley26

lulwat ?

Hands off you fassy', he's mine !

Basic format: Gender: Female Height:5Ft 10 to 6 Ft Weight:9 to 11 St, something to grab hold of Hair colour:Brown/Blonde Eye colour:Blue/Green Race:Clearly not going to be anything other than white.. religous beliefs/If any:Don't mind, as long as it's not overpowering Rough body shape:Curvy, I hate bean pole bitches. Age group:21+ Smoker/Non smoker/Either: Either Alcohol consumption: Lots Accent: I quite like accents, it means I can patronize them with my well spoken English Level of education/Intelligence: Well educated, they hold conversation better Level of ambition: High, I don't like no goers. What qualitymust this person have: They have to be fun, I can't stand stiffs What quality must this person not have: They cannot be stupid, thick people offend me His/her opinion of an ideal future: Good car Personality: Got to be good natured, and the generic smart/funny/beautiful cliche. Anything else you'd care to add: Bike ridden: Your mum They have to have a strong interest in cars, and antiques roadshow.

Yes you, remember this little gem...

Little story for you here... I was going to look at a Saab in Grimsby, I went on a road trip with our very own mad Dr. Allen ! My friend Dave phoned me up on the way, I answered the phone just as I was coming into Oxford and told him where I was going. He said "Oh ai', it's grim up north!" as I went past the sign that said "Welcome to Oxford" and the second I passed the sign the sky turned black and it started to f**king hammer down and didn't stop until I was coming through Newbury on the way home. So from then on anything past Oxford is "up north".

Literally don't care any more, if anybody asks me what smoking is like I will tell them, I f**king love it. Listening to people with views like yourself just make me want to chain smoke, to the extent that as I'm typing this now I'm sat in my back garden with a smoke saying a big "f**k you" to anybody who tells me it's stupid. Thats the reason I started smoking in the first place, curiosity killed the cat and all that lark and now that it's becoming slightly more socially unacceptable I'm just wanting to do it more often to piss people off. Youtube Video -> ">" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350">

Honestly, what the f**k... I will do say and profess what, who and where I like. You clearly didn't read what I said, because for starters I have no interest in giving up smoking because I don't need to. I smoke as and when I want, I don't get the urge to smoke but sometimes I do. I can go months without having a cigarette then smoke a pack down the pub no problems. And of cause smoking can be portrayed in a positive light, is there wasn't any plus sides to smoking then why would 13 Million people in the UK do it ?

Had a couple of good cars, it's not been to bad I guess.

I'm constantly too happy.

We are c**ts.

Yup, I'm well in control of my own body though which is nice. I'm guessing you're an ex-smoker ?

I f**king love it too now, however I'm wary of it being a slippery slope. However, I've fallen down the slope and smoked a pack a day for two years whilst I was at boarding school and the day I left I just stopped. Then a few months later had a fag at a party, and I've been able to flick on and off ever since.

Thats why I went through the "I don't actually like this..." stage !

No sarcasm, the thought of cats getting run over scares me.

Yeah, it offends me too. Especially the fact that a cat could injury it's paw on the lit fag butt and be vulnerable to oncoming traffic as it tries to lick the wound clean. That scares me...

Yeah, irony noted with the whole "you're a fanny" thing but lets be honest he was ? If I said something like "All TGS SLEGZ ARE CUNTZ, WTF IS ZEE POINT IN JUZT HOPPIN UP N DWN" this place would (and now will) go nuts, so how come he can say that everybody the world over who smokes is a fanny and nobody batted an eyelid except me ?

Hey, if you don't like it then don't do it. But don't go around calling people who do like it c**ts, it's hardly a big ask ? - And Danny Mac look-a-like, I say that because he's being pretty narrow minded. How can he comment on the issue, and call everybody who smokes a fanny if he's not actually found out what it's like for himself ? He could quite arguably say that were stupid for doing it, and he'd be right. But using words like fanny (my fav' word BTW) are a bit strong for worldwide stereotyping when he hasn't actually got a clue what he's going on about ?

Ok, so I'm guessing you haven't tried it ? Which leaves you in no position to comment on smokers or the effects of smoking.

Out of interest, have you ever smoked ? IE, not just having one cigarette because it's always shit the first time you have one...But actually smoked a decent amount ? You wouldn't be able to understand unless you had smoked at least a couple of packets, it's such a shock to your body when you're young and start smoking it takes a bit of time to get used to it. - You wouldn't believe how immature I am, I've got Asperges so my levels of immaturity are on a whole new level ! I'm just trying to broaden your mind, not everybody who smokes is a smelly, yellow fingered nicotine craved monster with breathing/health problems. There is a "social smoker" cliche for a reason.

By fanny, I meant you are a cunt. If you go on through life with that narrow minded outlook you will end up a sad lonely person, if not dead when you say the wrong thing to the wrong person ! I can do what I want, and I should be able to do it without getting insults from the likes of you. If I want to smoke I will do, it doesn't hurt you and hell you wouldn't even have known if it wasn't for people on here saying "Yup, I smoke." so get a grip yourself and grow up. - And LOL, you aren't even old enough to smoke....Fail !

You sir, are a fanny.

It's all mindset. I'm a "social" smoker, don't ask why but on my way to work I roll along in my car windows down having a fag (and the same on the way home) and really enjoy it, if I go down the pub I'll hang outside with someone I'm talking to and have a fag with them, when I go to a car meet I'll stand about and smoke or if I just fancy a smoke in general. And when I do smoke I enjoy it. I can flick it on or off, I don't crave a cigarette and I never will because I know I'm in control of myself. Doesn't mean I pity people who are addicted to nicotine and feel they have to smoke, I'm just making the point that it all varies from person to person.

f**king win Mr Rainbird, wait until I get these photos up and then we can embarrass all. Ahaaaa, some very vom ones of Lou and I generally being gay. However, there is a photo of me licking McConnons ear !

Urghhh, we got back from town and had a f**king massive rave on ! Shit, that was a good night/morning !