Pashley26

Audi-Sport, Wheel Whores, Stanceworks and E38.

It's all bollocks, they haven't got an ounce of talent between them.

Jack Higgins. Any of his books are brilliant.

"Halloween Sluts" are rubbish compared to toffee apples.

Haha word!

What would you know, your girlfriend is named after a pork pie.

I love the dub. I've seen literally 100's of DJ's, Benga, Caspa, Rusko, Emelkay, Chase & Status, Subfocus, Krafty Kutz, Jakwob, Doorly, Coki being some of the bigger names. Some tunes for you (not exactly dubstep but) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsQMpJ5lURQ And obviously, the best tune ever.

RIP. The original chav.

Any of these -

http://www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=htc+sensation+XE+review&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&redir_esc=&ei=HfGiTpn7IoK-8gOMxfH1BQ The first post on TechRadar seems quite personal, lots of info in it.

I've not personally OWNED one but I rode one for an afternoon on the Quantocks at a Giant demo day and I can say that the platform far outshines the basic spec. It was a nice ride, with very little pedal bob. As a testiment to how responsive Maestro is, they don't put a lockout on the Trance until the X2 which was a £2200 bike new. Buy it if you want it, they aren't a bad bike at all and if you can knock him down £50 you won't have a bad bike at all. I'm just a snob.

Not a bad buy, the Maestro link is nice and responsive too. Personally, I'd look at a Stumpjumper or an FSRXC/Epic. I am a Specialized fanboy though!

Jo Frost is f**king lush! I'm banned from watching her on a Sunday morning (Channel 4 - from 6:30 through 10AM) because I've got such a massive wanting for her. I would put anal aids on her being total filth, and imagine i she lost 2 stone as well. When bagging the "larger lady" you can pick up a total steal, take a look at their mother and if she's still a looker then assuming you can chisel the lbs' off them you're onto a winner.

I think you are all more than aware who's number one on my hit list. If I can't have Gemma I'd have a slice of Jo Frost pie.

Ahhhhh, that makes more sense. Now then, as per the title.

So I lost my job and waited 3 weeks to sign on because I wasn't sure how quick I would get a job. Went to the initial interview, and spoke to a generic patronizing willy who tried to explain the way the system worked. He took all my details for me and filled out all my forms and arranged a signing on every two weeks. I was told my claim would be back dated to the day I lost my job and I would receive payments within 5 days. 5 days go past and I don't get a payment, I wasn't sure so I waited until the 2 week appointment and asked then. 5 days pass and no payment, so I phone the help line. They said my details hadn't been entered correctly, it would be 5 days from now. Another 5 days pass and I get a call from a woman who is illiterate and trying to explain that because I live with my girlfriend I have to go onto contribution benefits and explained it all so fast I couldn't understand a word of it. So I asked her to slow down because I had never had to claim any benefits before and what she was saying made no sense to me. She put me onto her line manager because she found me "hard work" who explained it all and was very good. Again, I am told payment will be seen within 5 days. Another 5 days pass and still no payment, on the 5th day I started a new job and submitted my P45. I was told that this would cease my Jobseekers allowance as soon as I was noted to be paying tax and NI again and my tax code would be unaltered assuming I had no payments (I asked this initially when me getting a job ASAP was up in the air) made to me by JSA. Stayed in that job for two weeks, I was paid cash for this work because they hadn't had time to give my P45 to the accountant. I submitted my P45 from the job I lost to my NEW job at the Main Dealers on Thursday last week, they said it was all good and I'm ok to start. Today in the post I get a new P45 in 3 parts today saying my Jobseekers has been stopped and that is was only valid for 1 week (when I should have been paid for almost 2 months) and that I have a new Tax Code. The forms are for my new employer to fill out and the new P45 is for them to submit. I DO NOT want them to know I was on Jobseekers because it was something they weren't happy about when I mentioned it in my interview. Something about extra hassle for accounting and payroll. I very carefully told them "I haven't received any payments from JSA" (which is true!) My new tax code is 747T, which would mean I am on 50% tax according to my mum. (Who does the accounting for her own business) What should I do? Phone HMRC or the Jobcenter? It's HMRC's fault for issuing the wrong code and it's Jobcenters fault for being incompetent. Anybody had this sort of problem before?

I gave up after a week, if I could transfer my wanking skills to business management I would be bigger than Apple though.

double post winrar.

Thats because you don't care about performance Rich

Realistically there are only two ways to do it, bypassing entirely or two sets of baffles and a diverter valve. My ideas on the two would be... Using a wastegate actuator to automatically pull open a valve when the intake pressures get to a set point, putting the gasses through a second set of looser mufflers. This is pretty much the system a Z06 Corvette uses. Second idea would be bypasing the muffler entirely but with manual/automatic control, personally I want one of these. But this company (DHM) make one which is ECU controlled as apposed to boost - http://www.dmhperformance.com/ecutout.htm

This idea is brilliant, do it.

So good I listened twice.

Bought some Diesel "Only The Brave" this morning. Well reem, and cheap too! Boots are doing a boxset which has a 50ml, an aftershave balm and shower gel for £31. The 50ml bottle is £37.50 on it's own lol!

I was banned for two years, think yourself lucky!