Pashley26

Circuit racing, I know it sounds sad but I love re-creating the David and Goliath battles that you would see in 60's britcar and touring racing. So building super light 60's cars and racing massive HP muscle cars. I have got some pretty good leaderboard times, on Forza 3 I got to 388 on the leaderboards for Laguna Seca.

No can do, dont do drifting. I do speeed!

Nobody has added me yet?

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Add me spam handlers, but no adding me to annoying group chats and shit - Jpigs

Is it wrong that I imagine your life in the same way that I imagine the front cover of "the very hungry catapillar"? Change it to "the very sexually frustrated catapillar" and make it a story of Andy P smashing the back doors off every woman he meets until one day he wakes up a beautiful butterfly?

I would; 1. Because she would sexually destroy you which would be well funny. 2. Because you would have to exchange for a go on your ring girl. Why is it that the thought of you banging my missus doesnt offend me as much? Because I know she would just be a blur in your sexual encounters.

Pretty sure she does. Problem with me is that I have a stupid mind, and the thought of my girlfriend getting any cock and the thought of her enjoying "another man" regardless of time frame angers me. The thought of my girlfriend with another man is the single most revolting thing for me. The thought that my girlfriend ever felt the way she does about me with somebody else is just grim, sometimes we say and do things and I just feel a downer about them and as though they are second hand news. I look into it far too deeply, I see her as mine and the intimacy we have with each other and the way we know each others bodies is the best bit for me. To think that anybody else knows what "my" woman in that way is just sickening. Now, where's my self help dvd?

It nearly did once, can't you remember the time I offered you a lift to a car show? willy. Personally I just DO NOT want to know, I am the well jel, posessive/psycho killer type and it plays on my mind. I honestly struggle daily with it! lol

Word, Andy P the sexual pest. I am not saying its un-normal, or saying anything bad about people who do think that every holes a goal are bad people. When you are younger your priorities are different, in terms of actual age I am a bit younger than Andy for instance. But Andy and I despite being good friends are total chalk and cheese in terms of lifestyle and outlooks (not to mention morals! ) I guess I was just dragged up with a more traditional outlook on these sorts of things. Don't get me wrong, Andy's life (for instance!) seems much more fun than mine and he is never bored and people in general flock to him. Where as I am seen as a bit of a weirdo because I am 15 years old before my time. So there are trade offs to living life while you are young, I settled down early and feel I have benefitted for it. Not many people the age my girlfriend and I are own a house for instance. But then agai Andy has traveled the world and had his fingers in lots of pies...lol In terms of the population though, there are (IMO) far too many people having unsafe and just generally stupid sex, people having unprotected sex when they are not in the position to deal with the consequences, people being active and doing far too much far too young.

I don't need any excuses for only being able to bed fat birds, I've been living with my "fat bird" for years, we own a house together and all is gravy. Wouldn't really need or want to go out bedding bitches because I have it all at home. I thought most normal people stopped shagging around and tried to be a bit more mature about these sorts of things when they got to mid 20's? When do most people see it as the right time to start settling down and showing some signs of commitment? Surely, the number of sexual partners per year for instance is largely increased between the ages of 16-25 than say 25-35? Which probably shows why I feel the way I do.

See you down the clinic then big boy I've got such a massive cock that most women are immobile after the first smash so regardless of talent they all look like Stephen Hawking when I'm done with them.

Personally I just couldn't do it, I'm not saying that I could NEVER be with anybody who wasn't a virgin .(lol you've known Lou forever!) I'm saying I could never be with a woman who's been that cheap and easy that she's slept with blokes just because she wanted some cock. If it's been in a proper relationship or with somebody they have feelings for then fair enough, but one night stands and drunken quickies = skank who I wouldn't touch with yours, let alone have any feelings for. I feel bad enough about my girlfriends ex partners, and comparatively speaking to most she's pretty golden.

50's ***, I would never jump into bed with a slag who'd had enough cock through her to make the hand rails on the QE2. If I'm in a relationship with a woman I don't ever want to know she's ever been touched by anybody, call me possessive but everybody feels ownership over their woman. I'd rather not ever know, and never be told. Just me though, I appreciate some people are more open minded and don't see that as an issue. But for me I just don't want to know. As George says, I've never smashed my yogurt truck in through the back doors so I wouldn't know.

In my eyes woman have NEVER had ANY sexual partners, and they are all clean and innocent. And if they are slaggy enough, and unsophisticated enough to tell you about it, then they probably aren't worth your time. In line with the argument, I'll go with what Robin said. There's far too many gays that aren't saying anything haha.

I got my first Christmas with my family for three years, which is good Got a couple of car bits, jumpers and some pants and socks. Now I'm old I'm not eligible for the full on present giving, was happier to see my little niece open all her presents and get all excited.

That shit's f**ked up. Is your teacher by any chance grooming you?

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Think you might have the wrong forum dude, this is bike trials not phone trials.

Swift edit there. LOL & how much shit we used to give Tom for being a bullshitter, and the other week he was playing on the X Factor and has pretty much got himself signed to a record label I think.

Yup, down with another name drop here...My drum tutor was Matt Priest from the Lightning Seeds/Dodgy, I was with him for a good 4 years. I haven't had a kit since I moved down here (it was one of the last things I sold), I sold it to a guy on here actually. I went to the ACM at the same time as Tom Kent. There are a couple of pictures of me playing at gigs on Facebook, far too embarrassing for me to post on here though

My posts in the car thread come across that way because I literally do, "it isn't arrogance if you actually are better than everybody else." I fear at this point I'm going to have to point out that I am obviously joking. But yeah, I do come across terribly sometimes. But I cannot stand being belittled by people, it just really winds me up. Surely after all these years you've worked out that the only time I properly snap and get pissy is when people belittle me and call me a child/chav/whatever. I am also terrible when somebody asks something, I answer and then somebody questions it.

I've even liked it myself for you Sam, if it makes you feel good. Not being funny Muel, but we've been mates through this forum for literally 5 years, friends on facebook for all of that time etc etc etc. So why are you trying to get the moral highground and the social kudos on me? JD I can understand, he's a badass and he's given me shit from day one. But I find it a bit surpassing that you of all people are giving me a hard time, you've known me long enough to know I'm not THAT much of a massive C.

They were shocking back then as well, it was Reigate battle of the bands 2004 and they were still playing as Hybrid I think it was one of their first times playing as Shikari in public. I was expecting something more fiery from you Jase, no piss taking, no ribbing, no massive smackdown of a reality check. You feeling ok? To set the record straight, I'm not saying my opinion is any more valuable than anybody elses. But I'm saying my opinion is informed, so shouldn't be dismissed as bullshit. As the hardcore member on here know, I have an amazing talent for coming across poorly lol