Pashley26

So's watching anything on eFukt, but we still do it every night.

Is that because I'm awesome? I love the car thread, it's just such a rad place for everybody to voice their opinion on whatever the f**k they want as long as it is car related in some way or another. Some pictures of her 500 - It's hardly a shit spec; in fact it's top of the line apart from having dual zone climate control it's got everything.

I'm really struggling to see what people are getting at.

Whaaat?! Do you honestly think I could and would talk my girlfriend into buying a brand new car just because I want one? If I wanted a Fiat 500 I would go out and buy one. If I wanted an Audi A3 I would go out and buy another one. You guys are cretins.

Not what she's told me Bob, she knows I have paid the deposit and got the log book ready to go. I am not forcing her into anything, it is what she told me to do. Keep your nose out, because you (and George) and chatting shit. She was freaking out yesterday because she felt rushed because my manager told her the car would be ready next week and she thought she had to take it next week. But I told him we will pick it up at the end of next month. She was worring that I didn't actually want the Audi because she knows how much I hate facelift cars and that I was just doing it to make her happy. And you know how independant she is about things, she has been saying all along that if she couldn't buy it on her own she couldn't afford it and wouldn't do it. It came as a suprise to her that last week we were looking for reasons to get rid of the Audi and then within the space of an hour I decided I wanted to buy it. Bearing mind I have always slated it. So, don't come on here making me out to be forcing her into it and not knowing what I am going on about. I have lived with her for three years now, do you not think I know a little bit more about her thought process than you guys?

What did you make it out of? Is there a subframe behind it? This is a friend of mines home made splitter -

No, I'm having it. Simples. She knows I have already payed the deposit on the 500 in full, and I sent the log book off this morning. So it's not actually her car anymore.

That blokes a fanny, I'd burn the f**king thing before I saw it in the hands of that stuck up wanker. Prawn went to school with him; he shit himself (literally) in front of an entire math class according to a mate of mine. If he decides to pipe up again I'll just drop that reference and see how quickly he f**ks off.

We've got a car each, I sold mine and have replaced it with hers. That 318d looks really nice, if I'm honest I don't think there is any need for more power than the 318d's offer. The whole point of buying a diesel 3 series is for the economy side of things, you don't need more than that. If you want power you buy a 330. Nice color too; I like it. Has it got full leather or half? Auto or manual?

Pretty sure he's not, he's coming over in a min for a cuppa and a catch up. /to knock me out.

Dick, hollyoaks is for homo's. It'd be South-West-Enders if I was to make a soap.

What will happen next though? My life literally is that exciting; how the f**k I even function with all this exciting shit happening amazes me.

Lou is awesome, she's far more abusive to me than you guys are. She tends to look like this 99% of the time, for anybody who wants to envisage her - She's kind of awesome to be fair.

Are you doing something with the input shafts? - I thought the best way around Lou not having the Audi was if I had it; so I've given her top money for it and then she's still got it to use at the weekends and to have fun in. I've still got a nice car to go to work in and go to my car meets, she's got her nice new car and everyone's happy. I forgot how much money we'd spent on this bloody thing lol

Riiiight, so you want a tattoo but don't know what to get. Seems like a great idea; my girlfriend had the same idea once. So she got a Black Sabbath album cover tattoo'd on her thigh because she thought it was cool. If I'm honest; it looks f**king shit and I am 99% certain she regrets it. Along with getting her ex boyfriends initials tattoo'd in a heart on her hip; also a tasteless and immaterial show of past affection. Moral of the story, tattoo's are not something to take lightly. There aren't many things that are with you forever, a tattoo is one of them.

; So's your evaluation on what makes a decent car, don't see me going on about it all day though HE DID pay that much money for it; so it must in some way be superior to the one that is on ebay for £100. It's one that is well known on MR2 forums, it is one of the most adjustable ones you can get. It came with two different arms, two different sets of threads/bars, 4 rollers and two different PCD plates. I'm not a poundland pikey, if I see something which I think is two times the quality for two times the price I'll buy it. On the subject of things being cheap as f**k; Rainbird are you coming to look at the Audi today?

Skateboard wheel + widow maker. This is the same as mine -

I've got a proper pro arch roller. You can buy it if you want, might be a useful tool given your position. I paid £180 for it off a mate who paid £260 for it 6 months back and had only rolled 4 arches. I'd sell it to you for £120. I'd give it to you and let you pay me for it later

They have 205 45 17's I think.

Nahh we've got another set. If Rainbird doesn't have it then text Lou, think she wants about £350 with four tires. Two of which are one week old T1R's and the rears are RE045 Potenza's. I've never actually seen another set of 17" S4 reps, they are 5X120 and 5X100 multi fit. S4 wheels of this design are obviously 18", hence the rarity. Otherwise you are looking at S3 wheels which I had on my A3, but they're wank.

Umm, the ones off Lou's car? 17" S4 reps? Despite the picture; they are IMMACULATE.

Would you Adam and f**k Eve it. Matey came to buy the BM for £1500, LOVED IT. Wanted a drive but wasn't insured so I told him to put the cash in my hand and then we could drive it. Drove it proper sensible, no problems and all for it. I live on a f**king massive hill...Clutch went and we rolled all the way back down it. He was only gently pulling away to let a car past ffs lol It's sold but not for what I wanted; but after that I am glad to see the back of it to be honest.

Haha, I do earn a f**k load to be fair. But I am not earning a penny off the friends and family deals, I would have earnt a £50 referal but I have put that on top of everybodies deposit contribution.

Not for selling friends and family cars with £1750 off them I don't! How much money do you think there is jn car sales ffs?!

The top mount was done MONTHS ago Bob. Like, before your party. In fact, she has Quayside do it almost 6 months ago. Lou wants a new car, but she didn't mention it because she knew she couldn't afford it. You know how sensibly minded her and her family are about things, all of them are square. She wants to pay x amount a month and drive a reasonable little hatch back that looks smart and has some gadgets. She doesn't want or need an all singing all dancing 1.8t A3 anymore. This has been her decision from the very start, no pressure from me AT ALL. In fact I was against the idea, because despite my facelift hatred we have both invested a fortune in it. Tic, stfu. I don't get a penny on it. Without mentioning the £500 I have put into the deposit and the £290 for an upgraded sound system. So stop playing the jewish salesman card because it is wearing thin, I am spending money on this thing for her because I know she wants it really badly.