Pashley26

f**k no! Don't link them to that! I've just emailed my GM, we've got some trainee jobs going at the moment across the whole group so there might even be something closer to home for him. Mikey actually knowing about cars would be a f**k ton better than the other applicants, and seeing as I've got to train them I'd rather train somebody I don't hate.

Have a hair cut, lose the piercings and I'll give you a 40k job. Serious.

They look like they've been spunked on. By Papa Smurf.

I would be tempted to see if here's a furniture restorers or something local who could media blast the wheels, the finish is entirely defined by the preparation.

Paint them black. Literally can't f**k it up. Can you get the tires off? You can buy size specific cards which press between the tire and rim so they give you no over spray.

Kentucky.

The quality of the worm drive and the pressing that holds the clasp (so to speak) which contains the worm drives.

Try to keep this one on the road rather than in your drive George...

I didn't mean you. I meant Dan and those horrid vents.

Kill it. Kill it with fire.

Vauxhall, on carbs.

Why?

I am so insanely pissed off. Picking my parents up from the airport. My mum tells me to meet her in the hotel drop off point. I get there, and a guys been hit by a car so it's closed. Try to ring her 100 times, she doesn't answer. Then she rings me up and starts having a go at me because I'm not at the drop off point for the hotel (for a collection). So I told her to meet me at the arrivals collection point, she starts having a go at me saying that's not what she agreed she isn't lugging all of her bags there meet her at drop off for departures. So I pull into departures. She's started walking to the arrival collection point. So I wait two minutes for her, she puts her stuff in the car. Man comes along and issues me a fine for doing a pick up in the departure point. Mum can't see how that's her fault for insisting that I collect her from departures because she couldn't be arsed to walk to arrivals. So she refuses to pay the fine. So the parking man auto issues my company car a £60 fine. Which will come in the post to my work. A two hour journey home in absolute silence. Pissed off to the max.

Went out for breakfast, my mate Greg came along in his Lambo. It upset me hugely, because no matter how fast I drove he was always there. 2m off my bumper. There were loads of bikers. Ash, Prawn, Andy, Greg and I were the only cars there. Apart from this Anglia. Which had a red top in it. I want more boost.

14 on the Golf. 220,000 miles and 24 years old.

Yeah, dick.

Yep.

Just buy a GTR and be done with it.

I have just bought a Niner Jet 9. Lime green. Woo.

She's in Croatia at the moment, I'm sure there's plenty about.

You could have picked a remotely hot looking picture of my mum...

Shit's getting a bit serious now. God damn you Tic! I've got a couple of grand saved up that I was going to put towards a new bike, but Tic's got me thinking that the only two bikes I've ever been happy with were my old Cannonade RZ and my Lapierre X Control 710, so I'm on the hunt for another one of those from the same year. I just don't get how they're so rare, I can't find anything frameset or otherwise for same

I love that you've got a picture of my best mate (that isn't Prawn) as your pic. I say that, why have loads of you got pictures of my friends as your member pics? Haha.

I was watching a repeat of Have I Got News For You or something the other night, at the end whilst they were talking through the credits the presenter said. "I went up to bed the other night, before my wife. Well just as she walked in the room I was pulling my boxers off. All very embarrassing. My wife said "you're far too good to those dogs."" I nearly pissed myself today when I remembered him saying that joke.