Pashley26

Let's hug it out.

Sounds like a standard night in the world of Mr K.

Ha, it really isn't. You should have been there that time Ash's girlfriend was sat in Prawns garden in my duvet smoking all my cigarettes. THAT was the most racist post ever.

I'm more worried about why he's sat on a school chair than him being a wapper. It's her that annoys me, not him. Bee tee double you.

Girl that has moved into my place, constantly moaning that she's single and all blokes just want to shag her and why is it so hard to find a decent bloke that will just treat her right. Then she sends me a text asking how I'm getting on, blah blah blah because she's gone up to her mums this weekend. Then she starts moaning on at me because I went out with a girl last night and stayed at hers. So then she starts telling me about her antics back at home. "Oh I've met this lovely guy down the pub, he's so nice". Blah blah blah. She describes him to me, straight away I'm like uhhuh...Because of CAUSE he doesn't want to pump and run. "Yeah, he's taking me out to dinner tonight. Said he's paying and everything." Then it pops up on my news feed that she's just become friends with this guy - I'm no detective, but that's the guy she's going on about, they've even got the same name. How is not HUGELY apparent just from looking at that guy that he isn't going to just want to do the deed and run. Don't get me wrong, fair play to the guy. He's going to get his leg over for £25 and a bottle of wine. But. So when she comes home (walking funny because she's been ruined by a massive black cock) and is constantly moaning about how she always gets used by these bloke I will do nothing but laugh. Literally, makes me LOL but also makes me angry that people are that stupid.

Or, we could not have bikes because they ALWAYS cause trouble when somebody falls off and kills themselves.

Not going.

Not going in September. Not going on a Friday.

Thursday. Not in September.

I thought I would be there. But I actually won't. I'm flying to Estonia on the 5th and I'll be in a hotel on Thursday 4th.

I know why Prawn isn't posting his time

Went for a drive. Took a picture.

1.8t's have a very "dull" sound. They sound really deep, and kind of go "burrrrrrrrrr" rather than the usual sound. Very boring 4 pot. My old S3 had a really odd almost M3 like induction noise, and my Mk2 sounds like a jet fighter because of the exhaust restriction. But other than that there isn't really much to comment on with 1.8t exhausts. You can hear the air forcing its way through the restriction and change in exhaust in my Mk2. My old A3 had a twin slash cut Miltek with a decat and 2.5" exhaust, and sounded quite raspy because the back box was so old and had nothing in it. Here's Prawns old A3 (and him getting shot in the leg) with the Mk1 of his current track car exhaust. And here's my old Mk2. Which sounded like a machine gun... Are we all exhausted after that?

I have. Compare that to my old S3 haha.

Also worth noting that Prawns car, through some sort of gypsy magic is stupidly quiet. Prawns car is quieter than most cars with an after market exhaust, despite just being a bit of pipe.

I've leant my company car to a customer for a week. Get to drive the Golf every day until then. Happy as f**k.

At least paying for postage won't be a problem.

Jardo... Had to remove my kitchen units to get it in. Fits well though.

Jardo?

Less angry, more really upset. I've got a pair of sofa's, I love them. They're me in a sofa. I bought them when I lived at home and had my own floor, they are awesome. Money does come into it, suffice to say they were the most expensive thing I've ever purchased in one hit. One is 6 foot long, the other just over 10 foot. I was really looking forward to getting them in my movie room, because they're so comfortable. My mum has been using them for the last three years, after an unfortunate red wine incident with her sofas rendered them fit for the bin. When I moved into my new house I took one, but the other was too long to fit in the van. Today I hired a professional removals company to come to my mums house, wrap the largest sofa which was still there and bring it to my house. This was also not cheap. My mum thought she was helping them out by removing the sofa with my stepdad and putting it out the front to help them collect it. She dropped it mid way through a door (it weighs a ton) and has ripped the arm. I'm absolutely gutted. A £6000 sofa which was hand made as a one off and is totally irreplacable, ruined A friend of mine is a professional upholsterer and specialises in sofa and furniture restoration. He says it's not fixable. Absolutely devastated.

That butter is literally the best thing I've eaten this year. And I've eaten some pretty good things this year. - Bitch moved in. We're already absolutely shit faced. I can see my alcohol consumption rising some what. Which is odd, because I'm already borderline alcoholic according to my doctor.

Literal best day off ever. Had a cuddle with my little man. Gardner came round. Bought some butter with sea salt crystals in it, some posh ham and crusty rolls. Ate some cake things and drank some cider. Took the POS out. This made me happy. Yey.

I know.

I liked it when trials bikes had seats.