Farmer needs a new cockeral to mate and get him more money. So he heads off down to pub and asks about. One man approachs him, "ere mate, meet me out back in 5, got just what you need". So the farmer does as he's told and meets hims outside. "This cock is the cock of all cocks, it will shag ANYTHING!" "thats just what i need!" so the farmer buys it and takes it home. He puts it in with all the chickens and quick as a flash, it runs to the first, shags it, then goes to the second. Once he'd done all the chickens, he quickly ran over to the geese, shags alll these too! "woah slow down! You'l tire yourself out!" But the cock keeps going, and moves onto the sheep! "blooody hell i'd best leave him to it" So the farmer goes to bed. He gets up in the morning and goes out to find the cock lying in the middle of the yard with buzzards circleing above. "oh no! He's gone and killed himself from too much sex! I knew that would happen!" The cock opens one eye and says, ssshhhh, there getting closer