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Wrayvon

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  1. Tis indeed a good game, I completed it a while back though Can be obtained at any game store I imagine,
  2. Sorted now! had to add my phone as a remote control device rather than a mobile phone. Nice one, cheers mate! Can be closed Wray
  3. Right, basically I can't seem to get my phone to act as a media player remote-as it says it should be able to. Has anyone got this phone and has worked it out? What am I missing? Cheeers Wray P.S Sony Ericsson K810i
  4. Yes, just delete the cookies and don't try log in
  5. Another to add: This guys sat in a pub, and another man approaches him. "ere mate, wanna buy a ferret?" "Why the fuk would I want to buy a ferret?!" says the man. "This is no ordinary ferret, this ferret gives the best blow jobs EVER!" says the stranger "How the hell can a ferret give a better blow job than me women?" asks the man. "Tell you what, take it out back for a test, then try telling me you don't want it!" So the man takes the ferret out the back and lets it out. Quick as a flash it un-zips his pants and gives him the blow job of a lifetime! The man comes back in, "I want this ferret!" So he buys the ferret and takes it home to his wife. "Look what i've bought! I bought a ferret!" "Why the hell do you want a ferret?!" says his wife. "Well you can teach it to cook, then fuk off!" Sorry about the bad language, thats just how I heard it Thats how men in pubs talk anyway....
  6. Farmer needs a new cockeral to mate and get him more money. So he heads off down to pub and asks about. One man approachs him, "ere mate, meet me out back in 5, got just what you need". So the farmer does as he's told and meets hims outside. "This cock is the cock of all cocks, it will shag ANYTHING!" "thats just what i need!" so the farmer buys it and takes it home. He puts it in with all the chickens and quick as a flash, it runs to the first, shags it, then goes to the second. Once he'd done all the chickens, he quickly ran over to the geese, shags alll these too! "woah slow down! You'l tire yourself out!" But the cock keeps going, and moves onto the sheep! "blooody hell i'd best leave him to it" So the farmer goes to bed. He gets up in the morning and goes out to find the cock lying in the middle of the yard with buzzards circleing above. "oh no! He's gone and killed himself from too much sex! I knew that would happen!" The cock opens one eye and says, ssshhhh, there getting closer
  7. Yeah I really liked it, hence buying it However I use a peavey grind bass. Its alright, nothing too special, quality is good though
  8. I have the very same ashdown amp as you
  9. Obviously not I too have stumbled in and gone straight to trials forum for some reason. However, I did not manage to find the post reply or post topic button so I am safe
  10. Hahahah laughed a lot at that! Why do I love ripping fat pants? And enjoy when he gets ripped Sorry mr pants! Not your fault your 12 I guess
  11. I also play the fiddle! Just to be slightly different! Bass n violin ***!
  12. Wrayvon

    Torrents.

    I've been using torrents for long enough now, maybe its time to start using private sites. Anyone got any invites or whatever to some I'd be most grateful! (and sharing)
  13. Anyone recommend me some commedy films? I realised my vast collection of films doesn't actually many commedys! Which I found funny, how ironic
  14. NO Got stupid a levels! Gutted or what!
  15. My brother used to do it a lot, I remember he had to get a bell attached to his door when he was younger, so my parents would know when he was on the move again. haha soo funny! He once went downstairs, opened the cupboards, got the cornflakes and marmalade and went and sat on the stairs eating them. Then went back to bed. Found them all over the stairs in the morning... Also he once went to the fridge, took a massive bite out of the cheese, and went back to bed. Ahh funny times
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