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Thought you were going to suggest that we arranged a Hi-jacking, so that we didn't have to buy any more petrol for a while

I have insomnia, if that counts? some nights, no sleep at all. others, i fall asleep for an hour or so before waking up. Constantly tired, but just find it impossible to sleep. Drives everyone crazy, because im always wrecked and narcky

First picture is in!

Don't we atleast get a picture of her to see what you're traveling all that way for?

" I'm from Yorkshire. And I say what i like, and I like what i bloody well say!"

A really funny one to do at work is: Ring your mobile off the phone on your desk, and put it on loudspeaker. Then hide the phone across the other side of the office or wherever in a cuboard where everybody walks past alot. (Or hidden on somebodies desk) Then simply say random things/noises when people walk past! Their faces are a picture! looking around to see if anybody saw them jump, or thinking they are weird. Try it

I regularly do a prank phone call in the name of "Tony from TILE-IT-ALL" in Bradford. What a winner. The amount of people that fall for this is crazy. Peoples houses/hotels/random business' etc Ring them up in an old fashioned Yorkshire accent, enquiring about the delivery date for their ceramic tiles etc... absolutely quality, winding people up. Employee's at travel inn's always fall for it, and you get passed round several managers. Marco from stacey's fantastic fabrics is also a good'un

Right lads. Sold my car, and fancy something a bit more fun to drive. So thought an old mini would be a good laugh. But I know jack sh*t about them. Need one A.S.A.P..... I'm sure one of you mini nutters could point me out some decent ones on Ebay/auto-trader etc... Got a fair bit of cash, so could probably afford one already restored/engine mods etc... Ciao Matt

Simple question. How fit is she?

They don't sell smarties on the moon though

When you get woken up every single sunday morning by t*ssers mowing their lawns

Pierre?>>> "Ohh you guys. I wanted to get in first"

You can if Rik Waller steps on it and it cracks!

But he found a winning ticket!

FAB! OH YES! Gimme those hundreds & thousands!

No wonder she did that. She needed a parking sensor.

AIDS got the better of them though

Try chair racing round the room. That's assuming your chairs have wheels. (even if they don't, its fun) Then just set up a course. It's a winner!

But all the rabbits from wallace & gromit have stolen his vegetables

Sharky & George would eat those mo'fo's up