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If you have a provisional or real driving license, it's simple. you need 1988 or 1989 for your D.o.b yes? well, you print off a 8 or 9 in the same font and size as the numbers/letters on your license. then lightly shade over/around the number with pink or green crayon. put some double sided tape onto the back of the paper. and some normal selotape over the front of the number. then carefully scalpal the number out in a square, as tight to the number as you can. and place on your driving license. smoothing it down as best u can. this worked for me for nearly 2 years. got caught once because i told them my real d.o.b by accident.

Why shouldn't you shag a retarded dwarf? Because it's not big, and it's not clever!

YES! 3 friends bottled. 2 guy's out cold. lots of blood. everyone battered by bouncers. girls, beer..women! police. what more can you ask for on a night out!

Feeling for you mate. Especially the bird thing. Not a patch on the dog doo i'm going through at the moment. Psychiatrist, psychologist and a counselor.

She has got a cracking pair of tats though!

Weigh 96 kg's..... Bodyfat 7-8% ermm...weights..just put a few Bench, 4x10 of 100-120kg's not very good at chest bicep curls...bar? 50 kg;s...4 sets of 10 again triceps pull downs on cable... 100+ kgs but...lightweight trainings where its at

Yes, but.... if you had enough money to buy one of them. chances are that you already have a huge house

Where can i order one of those motor-homes from. WOW

never cook a pizza drunk. i am now squitting through the eye of a needle

ZebraHead....good stuff

We talking about the same place, in Bradford yeh?

Please tell me that Parlez-Vous poster is just for show, and that you don't actually go there? The only people that go in there are pill heads

This is a long shot, but.... Put the key in the ignition or whatever, and press the button and hold for something like 15 seconds.

Some fag gave me a cheap shot on saturday night in the eye, totally out of the blue. For talking to this girl. (not his bird or anything) So he got a nice uppercut, and he was laid out on the floor good night haha

I've had one under a pint glass for about 5 weeks now, and it's still alive

I'm guessing because he wants to drink without putting a wee beer belly on