Adam-Griffin

Does been forced to watch Twilight constitute 'Girl troubles'?

Theirs a Firefox add-on too

Just google famous hackers or something like that. Or Jonathon Joseph James/ C0mrade Guy was a f**king genius..

I don't think I've logged out of msn in months. Reading up on Famous hackers, some of the stories are just f**king insane.

Anyone else about?

Or, play tetris... Tetris

Play Audio surf

*clocking in*

This is Banjo Awesome night, I'm soooo chilled right now it's untrue.

I've never had much luck with toy cars, i tend to break them Would be cool as f**k to put crickets on and zoom around the living room for banjo to chase though

I hast £15's worth of argos vouchers; I'm never going to buy anything from argos, what useless but yet amusing item shall i buy? I've picked a number from one to 20, pick an number and an item. Get the number right and i'll buy the item, however ludacris it is. Pics or it didn't happen will come into play also. Link.

Meh, you weren't wrong...

Thats actually a pretty good idea, although I have a feeling this one might be even too much for him I'm still drawn towards the Murder idea to be honest, It sounds pretty fun.

I've got to let that bitch know whos tha baus, in life or death.

It needs to be more personal than that, i want to feel the life leave her body and hear her beg for her life. I'm thinking strangulation, or some kind of torture before hand and then a throat slitting is in order.Orrr i could bury her alive, that'd be an awful way to die. It needs to be a hateful kill, i plan on showing no mercy. Thanks for the offer though, i'll bare it in mind in case i'm in this situation again and it's a little less personal.

No, you just set me up well. I think i've sorted my issue anyway, just going to kill her i think Seems the easiest and most satisfying option..

Apparently she forgot the alphabet after he'd finished with her..

He battered his bitch too! I'm not sure how true it is but i heard shes missing 3 teeth and has never made eye contact with another man since.

Not these kind of girls, they frighten me

Lets be fair though, fat pants has met his soul mate and is going to be happy until the day that he dies now so thats not very fair is it Hannah, you're just being mean! Not talking miss cleaver this time, however it'd be convenient to get rid of her too!

She'd just laugh, and think i'm joking. I told her the other day i thought she was rough as f**k, needed to sort her f**king life out and lose a few stone lbs and all i got back was 'Cheerz bbz, u ent 2 bd you self x' I've blocked her from msn and what not but i still get random as f**k phone calls and knocks at my door at weird times She'd be more than up for the threesome, i'm pretty sure she'd be open to a f**kin 100000sum actually. she tells me weird as f**k stuff about her fantasies aswell The gay thing however, may work! Shes pretty narrow minded when it comes to things like that.

Won't work Tried it. I've tried f**king everything, telling her how amazing i think her mates are, talking about cars, telling her that she belongs in the kitchen etc. You name it and i've f**king tried it. I tried to be nice about it at first but it's getting beyond a f**king joke now, i'm being stalked :'(

Ok i need a really quick lesson on how to repel girls, i normally seem to do ok but I'm struggling with this one. After reading through some of the epic failures in here it seemed like a good place to ask

I'm not sure if it's the same for Tortoises/turtles but I'd never feed Banjo anything from the garden, just in case there was any pesticides or anything on them

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