-I can see you were trying to open with a joke. Good effort, but unfortunately, you crashed and burnt. -I went to the pub and spent the evening with my friend who I haven't seen for a while. We drank beer and played pool. Does that qualify? -My post count is 2.5 per day. Not really excessive? -You really are a stupid fanny, aren't you? -I spend most of my time with real people. Infact, I'm spending from tomorrow until Monday with my girlfriend. Not only is she real, but she's much nicer to look at than Jenna Jameson. -I'm in front of my computer writing a piece of coursework about Machine Tools, as I'm currently at university studying for an engineering degree. You, however, are wasting my time with this stupid arguement. Really. You aren't proving anything.