LOL, not really, however i understand what you're saying.
Basically it was sat around for about 7 months before i got it. So naturally the calipers were seized slightly.
It went for it's MOT and they apparently fixed them, but only enough for it to pass it's MOT, so now one of the nearside calipers rubs ever so slightly.
Its not noticeable, and it doesn't pull left when braking however the steering does lean left slightly when you let go of it whilst moving.
I know it's a problem and can get serious, but i don't drive far or often enough for it to worry me. If i was flying up and down the motorway everyday i would of sorted it ages ago but as it happens, a couple of trips to work and various other places a few times a week doesn't really make it seem worth fixing.