I have stapled my thumb
I have got a rubber glove and my hand that was inside of it wrapped around a compressed air gun (when fitting wheels to a truck)
I have had a ball bearing stuck in my throat (my mums saved me though by shaking me upside down by my ankles!) (Y)
I have had a freewheel impailed in my finger
I have been shot point blank in my eye with a BB gun
I have been twanged point blank in my other eye with a rubber band (my eyeball actually got a purple bruise on it)
And most recently my mate at school made a paper plane with a drawing pin blue-tacked to the front, He then proceeded to throw it at my arm to which it got stuck, (i then pulled it out and lobbed it at him as he was running away and managed to get it stuck in his tricep :) hahaha the whole common room was laughing, whilst my arm bled everywhere)
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also, unrelated, I have ripped my nail of under a skateboard wheel and burnt the skin off my thumb with a 7.2V battery